Leslie is out of control.

[T-t-t-Terry!]

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Just walk it off, homie.

That's trademarked you know

 

[PickleRickle]

That's trademarked you know

I intended to post it to your profile but you're one of those people

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I intended to post it to your profile but you're one of those people

What? I didn't set it like that @chocolatehellhole you're setting people up now? Fucking framing me as a PPWN?

 

[PickleRickle]

What? I didn't set it like that @chocolatehellhole you're setting people up now? Fucking framing me as a PPWN?

Oh shitttttttttttttttttttt
heyy helllholeeeeeeeeee

 

[JamieConway]

Tldr

Can anyone explain this 20 page mess?

 

[Phish]

Tldr

Can anyone explain this 20 page mess?

GravyEgg raped leslie

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

GravyEgg raped leslie

Is she okay?

 

[RobertMewler]

Is she okay?

She was very badly raped, you see!??

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

She was very badly raped, you see!??

VICTIM of the modern world!

 

[BigSexyDaddy123]

All the Pat, Cumia, and Norton antics are funny but the occasional Forum Pile On always brings some of the biggest and most unexpected laughs.

Yeah really though. This thread was a like a rollercoaster. Slowly figuring out that it wasn't a bit and he was genuinely attempting to cybersex her sent my sides into orbit.

 

[despacito69]

For fawwwwkkks sake why does the fun stuff have to happen when I'm not here?

The irony of him making fun of Shanes fat gunted gf. Say all you want about the Cum Cannon Daddy but his fat cunthole actually speaks to him.

spoke* past tense

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Gnarly self-owning is such a good look. I would never make fun of this guy. Never, never, ever. He gets chicks, maaaaaaahn.

"You're the girl I needed in Jr high" And this guy is like 60 years old?

 

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That's for wasting my time on this retarded thread.

if you fast-spin past it with a mouse that does it, it has a zoetrope-like effect. I no longer hate columns of Joe.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Tldr

Can anyone explain this 20 page mess?

All the context is in the thread

Read it and laugh

Foetus, tell him to suicide

 

[Jenna]

Serious nutcase. An alcoholic in a trailer park with his dying dog and fat high school sweetheart. No family and burdened by trauma. Obviously runs to escapism through socializing on here and then Leslie was just another outlet for that. It would be sad if it weren’t so fucking weird. If he were just texting this shit to fuck with her it’d still be weird but less deranged because we could all see the trolling angle. This nigga was not trolling. He genuinely saw Leslie as a romantic fixation…because she shit on Pat.

This has been stuck in my head since I saw the thread last night. What the fuck was this guy thinking. It genuinely might be the weirdest shit i’ve ever seen from a poster here.

I really think he never had a female listen to him. He's still in a relationship with his long-term girlfriend that was his Jr. High sweetheart, but she doesn't listen and never has. They're in some podunk town and never broke up because there's nobody else. All the good people in town are taken, you're stuck with each other. Hopefully you still have occasional sex.

So he DMs Leslie, probably at first just jokingly, but then she actually starts to listen because she's a kind person. He mentions wanting to write satire, she offers support. She gives him attention, even when he misbehaves. Meanwhile she becomes somewhat of a celebrity, posters are universally praising her and wanting to perform oral upon her butthole.

So he fucking falls in love with her. His mom just died, he's getting these emotions from a woman, so he just falls. But he's only been with one chick his entire life, so he has zero game. Just recites shit you hear in porn. Yeah bitch I wanna shove my cock down your throat and choke you til your eyes bleed. You're gonna be fucking mine forever you filthy slut.

Meanwhile she's like "dude, no" but he's been with one chick since middle school so he can't process this second girl not being into him. So again, more porn talk. He's friend-zoned, and instead of accepting it and moving on, he cries to Leslie. I wish I would have met you in Jr. High and not my long term girlfriend!!!!! WE'RE SOULMATES!!!

GravyEgg or Leslie, please confirm on twitter how right I am. I have the highest emotional intelligence on onaforums according to Shane Nokes.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

What in the faggot hell did I just read? This dude needs to perform a late term abortion on himself.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

I really think he never had a female listen to him. He's still in a relationship with his long-term girlfriend that was his Jr. High sweetheart, but she doesn't listen and never has. They're in some podunk town and never broke up because there's nobody else. All the good people in town are taken, you're stuck with each other. Hopefully you still have occasional sex.

So he DMs Leslie, probably at first just jokingly, but then she actually starts to listen because she's a kind person. He mentions wanting to write satire, she offers support. She gives him attention, even when he misbehaves. Meanwhile she becomes somewhat of a celebrity, posters are universally praising her and wanting to perform oral upon her butthole.

So he fucking falls in love with her. His mom just died, he's getting these emotions from a woman, so he just falls. But he's only been with one chick his entire life, so he has zero game. Just recites shit you hear in porn. Yeah bitch I wanna shove my cock down your throat and choke you til your eyes bleed. You're gonna be fucking mine forever you filthy slut.

Meanwhile she's like "dude, no" but he's been with one chick since middle school so he can't process this second girl not being into him. So again, more porn talk. He's friend-zoned, and instead of accepting it and moving on, he cries to Leslie. I wish I would have met you in Jr. High and not my long term girlfriend!!!!! WE'RE SOULMATES!!!

GravyEgg or Leslie, please confirm on twitter how right I am. I have the highest emotional intelligence on onaforums according to Shane Nokes.

My what an interesting story you just told.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

What in the faggot hell did I just read? This dude needs to perform a late term abortion on himself.

Dont forget the "Dan blocked me" thread in Off Topic. Nigga dun lost his mind

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

She was very badly raped, you see!??

"Badly" as in ineptly, not to a serious degree. Leslie's a tough cookie, she'll laugh about this in a week. So will I on re-reading this thread.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I really think he never had a female listen to him. He's still in a relationship with his long-term girlfriend that was his Jr. High sweetheart, but she doesn't listen and never has. They're in some podunk town and never broke up because there's nobody else. All the good people in town are taken, you're stuck with each other. Hopefully you still have occasional sex.

So he DMs Leslie, probably at first just jokingly, but then she actually starts to listen because she's a kind person. He mentions wanting to write satire, she offers support. She gives him attention, even when he misbehaves. Meanwhile she becomes somewhat of a celebrity, posters are universally praising her and wanting to perform oral upon her butthole.

So he fucking falls in love with her. His mom just died, he's getting these emotions from a woman, so he just falls. But he's only been with one chick his entire life, so he has zero game. Just recites shit you hear in porn. Yeah bitch I wanna shove my cock down your throat and choke you til your eyes bleed. You're gonna be fucking mine forever you filthy slut.

Meanwhile she's like "dude, no" but he's been with one chick since middle school so he can't process this second girl not being into him. So again, more porn talk. He's friend-zoned, and instead of accepting it and moving on, he cries to Leslie. I wish I would have met you in Jr. High and not my long term girlfriend!!!!! WE'RE SOULMATES!!!

GravyEgg or Leslie, please confirm on twitter how right I am. I have the highest emotional intelligence on onaforums according to Shane Nokes.

Anthony Cumia passed away earlier today in his South Carolina home sources are reporting.

 

[Stent]

Pls show bobs and vagene.