Leslie is out of control.

[Dog Eater]

I'm gonna pretend my pillow is her and practice kissing with it.

Holy shit, is she trying to make me climax? I think she is. The power she wields with a casual comment, of course she's loving this!

I want to check out Leslie's end.

Leslie's calm yet roguish countenance*

. To be clear Leslie is Old Major, the wise old visionary.

Again to be clear even if Leslie was a pig I'd still want to have sex with her very romantically unless she wanted it rough. I'd have sex with a pig and I'd buy a lizard's dinner.

Fuck you, I saw her first!

If Leslie gets up early she'll fuck up my timelines in a big way but I hope she does.

My life is in your hands, sweet, beautiful and wise Leslie

Guys, I finally scored with Leslie. Wanna smell my fingers?

This lady just makes me cum like it's her job. Sportin a pocket full of wonderful, she is.

Leslie really is the sweetest person I've met in many years.

The warning signs were all there. I’m so sorry we missed them Leslie.

 

[Phish]

Well this thread was…odd. Dont kill yourself @OldGravyEgg its not worth it. Your moms box to you.

Edit: actually…maybe you should. Those messages are disgusting and creepy. Leave the woman the fuck alone

 

[Mitch Weaver]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"sexting leslie" was not on my list of things I thought was going to happen. Overall fairly mild, all things considered.

 

[Stent]

Dont kill yourself @OldGravyEgg its not worth it.

Might get a few loffs.

 

[Opesterino]

I been checking in on this every few hours, both here and X.. lol I have no idea what to say except that we always ruin a good thing. Reminds me of the time rick was about to have the final nail put into his lolsuit coffin and everyone said dont spam up the court chat and sure enough " Yosuf Kumiya is raising his hand".

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[CompoundBasement]

These crackheads ruin it every time.

Another reason why all of the kids of the lolcows should be left alone here.

No boundaries isn't funny.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

car crash me. @ months from now everybody will be talking about what a shame it was we diddn't see @leslivarney's mental illness sooner. Some of us did.

Hey faggot, Dan Mullen did way less and got a thousand times worse. Robert Mewler was just standing by and caught strays.

The only thing as pathetic as this is SpitItOutSocrates trying to get the forums on Meaghan Dixon.

You could have owned up to it but you did the gayest thing possible making this thread. When did you sign up? What was your username on reddit?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

The warning signs were all there. I’m so sorry we missed them Leslie.

I comment your autism.

We should have a 72 hour timer before this gets archived in Qadan's Comedy Collection

 

[Phish]

I support Gravys right to jerk his little baby dick to Leslies rockin tatas but goddamn dude you really had to say all that embarrassing and weird shit to her? What did you think you were accomplishing with that? Did you think she was going to fall in love with your filthy DMs and move across the ocean and become your surrogate mother??

Anyways, fuckem. Drop some more funny DMs Les.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Joined April 15, 2023

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

so that's me?

KillaKuhn still has the greatest last post of all time

"LMAO why it look like she ain't got no asshole"

 

[Kinderman]

There’s no way to make “puckered asshole” sound sexy, Daniel.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

More than once apparantly, or some other weirdo had the same idea:

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The fuck is up with you niggers. Has semen retention gone too far?

I know the bit is pretending to be more bonkers than you are, but that is actually a really good description of one of the symptoms of erotomania.

Sufferers believe that the object of their affection is secretly communicating with them. So the person tweets "Looks like the sun is shining today" and you interpret that as meaning "You should definitely send me a picture of your dick and balls".

I think the drugs you have been taking every day have gone from being stimulating to triggering a manic episode. There's also a good chance of a family history of similar problems. Is there a wacky uncle somewhere with some embarrassing stories?

 

[AliceWorquer]

She said it wasn't Mullen. Sone other big headed Daniel feller I guess

A fella by the name of Kurlan by any chance?

This place says odd fucking things to people. I cant say im surprised. Everyone who tries to make themselves a notable personality in the OnA universe is heading for a lot of problems one way or the other. If the pests don't do it, the character flaws that make them crave this kind of attention will.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A fella by the name of Kurlan by any chance?

This place says odd fucking things to people. I cant say im surprised. Everyone who tries to make themselves a notable personality in the OnA universe is heading for a lot of problems one way or the other. If the pests don't do it, the character flaws that make them crave this kind of attention will.

It was just so out of left field. leslie was shitting on pat all weekend and on good terms, then at the end of sunday night this blows up and blindsides everyone with some odd behind the scenes tomfoolery.

 

[Phish]

Threatening to rape Leslies mouth is highly discouraged. Any user doing so will be ridiculed relentlessly until they beg to have their account deleted.

 

[Dog Eater]

Threatening to rape Leslies mouth is highly discouraged. Any user doing so will be ridiculed relentlessly until they beg to have their account deleted.

Fucken power tripping mods are out of control! Next they’ll be telling us that encouraging people to call welfare checks on her is discouraged.

 

[Phish]

Fucken power tripping mods are out of control! Next they’ll be telling us that encouraging people to call welfare checks on her is discouraged.

We should rape the mods mouths. Faggots would probably enjoy it though.

Edit: shit meant to log into my alt before posting this

 

[PogromStallone]

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Did you fall in love with Leslie?
This is up there with the Brian Gilgore incident as one of the most baffling things a member has ever done.

Wait, what did Brian Gilgore do? Are you referring to something other than his Bill Burr-style rants?