Legalities of a Penpal relationship

[CumiaPoodle]

I submit my internet comment history over a lifetime as exonerated evidence.

If it’s bam Zendaya prime hailee berry im going to prison.

 

[captain_kamala]

If it’s bam Zendaya prime hailee berry im going to prison.

Hey babe
How many drinks you had tonight?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Hey babe
How many drinks you had tonight?

2, 20 oz voodoo rangers they’re 9.9% then 2 craft beers that were 5.5 and a 7 % that were 16oz and half a punch bar edible.

 

[captain_kamala]

2, 20 oz voodoo rangers they’re 9.9% then 2 craft beers that were 5.5 and a 7 % that were 16oz and half a punch bar edible.

Me and my dad drink those voodoo rangers. Good shit.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Me and my dad drink those voodoo rangers. Good shit.

I didn’t know they had them in Florida. That makes my eventual move down there a lot easier. Get a good lock on your door sweetheart.

 

[captain_kamala]

I didn’t know they had them in Florida. That makes my eventual move down there a lot easier. Get a good lock on your door sweetheart.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Uncle J, think before you car crash me.

Be more funny

 

[More Worser]

Get a good lock on your door sweetheart.

Front or bacc?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Be more funny

Hey uncle Jay, were you ever even funny?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Front or bacc?

I was thinking about breaking in through the back and raping her in the cunt.

 

[More Worser]

I was thinking about breaking in through the back and raping her in the cunt.

Jackie's gonna xeet that your claim that you supposedly imagined a fat, brown scenario is a felony threat of felony breaking and entering and felony rape

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Jackie's gonna xeet that your claim that you supposedly imagined a fat, brown scenario is a felony threat of felony breaking and entering and felony rape

I wouldn’t rape her if she had a gun to my head demanding I do it. I’d rather rape her faggot boyfriend and feed him my superior white cum.