Learning from Dan's mistakes

[guest]

Dan does what I plan to do -- only post shit to social media that makes ya look rich. The issue is he isn't subtle enough so he fucks it up. Posting photos of his food bill with "look! that's a lot of money, right??" makes him look poor. You gotta be fawkin' subtle. Maybe a photo of you sitting at a really fancy restaurant with a tie on. That's all you need I think.

And the time he livestreamed from that "fancy" hotel pool... there were black people in that pool. That ruined the illusion it was actually a fancy hotel. Gotta keep blacks out of the pics.

What else... yeah just gotta keep it subtle. Let people discover or conclude you're rich for themselves; don't rub it in their face or they won't believe it.

End social media advice.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I agree with you wholeheartedly, Dougie. It's always important to be subtle when flaunting your wealth. Otherwise you just end up looking like a trashy retard. Below would be a good example of how to do it in the right way...

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

How many chromosomes do you have, jellyster?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If I see an expensive car parked nearby I will take a picture of myself standing next to it to post on social media.

I don't directly claim that I own it, but the picture creates an impression of high social class.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Douglas, I love you. You're a good egg. Fantastic egg. But almost everything you seem to give a shit about or do is backwards and wrong.