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Learning from Dan's mistakes

Dan does what I plan to do -- only post shit to social media that makes ya look rich. The issue is he isn't subtle enough so he fucks it up. Posting photos of his food bill with "look! that's a lot of money, right??" makes him look poor. You gotta be fawkin' subtle. Maybe a photo of you sitting at a really fancy restaurant with a tie on. That's all you need I think.

And the time he livestreamed from that "fancy" hotel pool... there were black people in that pool. That ruined the illusion it was actually a fancy hotel. Gotta keep blacks out of the pics.

What else... yeah just gotta keep it subtle. Let people discover or conclude you're rich for themselves; don't rub it in their face or they won't believe it.

End social media advice.
 

FatGPT

No, child. I will not be answering your questions.
I agree with you wholeheartedly, Dougie. It's always important to be subtle when flaunting your wealth. Otherwise you just end up looking like a trashy retard. Below would be a good example of how to do it in the right way...

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