Layla begged Joe to change his FB

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I’m calling it now - Joe comes home to have Layla tell him she’s pregnant. Perfect ending to his money pit disaster world tour.

Or she’s using pronouns now. They/Them

 

[Kinderman]

It really has. This stupid cruise has eclipsed all expectations and he's gonna come back possibly having lost money on the whole thing.

It’s my favorite thing to happen here for a long time. Everyone knew imbecile Joe would make this into some kind of disaster, but who could have seen all this?

I’m calling it now - Joe comes home to have Layla tell him she’s pregnant. Perfect ending to his money pit disaster world tour.

My prediction: Joe makes it all the way through his cruise, then immediately blows a vocal cord during his show two days after he gets back.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m calling it now - Joe comes home to have Layla tell him she’s pregnant. Perfect ending to his money pit disaster world tour.

Lets see if he stick to his guns if she got knocked up.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lets see if he stick to his guns if she got knocked up.

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Man can we we get Joe Cumia Moneypit Disaster European Tour T-shirts made up? Put all the location and in subscript the mishaps he had?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Man can we we get Joe Cumia Moneypit Disaster European Tour T-shirts made up? Put all the location and in subscript the mishaps he had?

He would actually like it and wear it for 10+ years.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Lets see if he stick to his guns if she got knocked up.

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Nice fake Christianity stupid. Anthony and him cosplaying as Christians (esp ant) is always my favorite bit with them

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

I hope she sues her father for everything Anthony's worth.

 

[Stent]

Whenever someone has a problem with Joe he laughs and acts as though they need to handle it. If Joe is ever inconvenienced he acts like it's the end of the world. Joe Snr really raped his two queer sons into being such complete faggots they're almost women.

 

[chewtoycock]

Now that's HOW to be a dad

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"Taught me how to be a man... and not how to be a dad"
If being a man were a college course being a good dad is about 40% of the final grade. There's a very wide interpretation of what that means, but you both objectively fail.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Whenever someone has a problem with Joe he laughs and acts as though they need to handle it. If Joe is ever inconvenienced he acts like it's the end of the world. Joe Snr really raped his two queer sons into being such complete faggots they're almost women.

I always remember that video where he had to pay a parking ticket for $200 or something and he felt like he shouldn't have to (the Joseph Lane is a thing after all ) so he crumpled up $1 bills and put it in an envelope as payment. He actually thought that making some sap who sits behind a desk all day uncrumple his bills and sort them is somehow "sticking it to the system".

I understand why zoomers hate his generation so much. Him and Ant are such typical entitled pieces of boomer trash. Just nothing but hypocrisy and the "I got mine" attitude (which of course isn't even true in Joe's case).

 

[TorpidSloth]

Or she’s using pronouns now. They/Them

Looking at her, I think this option is more likely

 

[Chive Turkey]

At first, I thought there was some ridiculous Facebook rule why Joe couldn't change the name of the account. To know that he could have changed it at any fucking time, all the while niggerposting using his daughter's full name, is outright insane.

I think Facebook tightened the rules a bit like ten years ago, trying to force people to use their real names by tying their accounts to phone numbers.

Then everyone under the age of 40 stopped using FB and the site began hemorrhaging money even faster than other social media, so they panicked and came up with a bunch of initiatives to boost engagement. It's the reason why the site is borderline unusable these days, because your feed will be 90% filled with nonsense you don't give a shit about. I doubt they give a shit about the realness of accounts these days. Last I noticed, they're actually encouraging people to use like twitter or Instragram handles to make the place more 'influencer' friendly.

In any case, Joe always had the option to use a burner to craft another account. He's just too stupid and lazy to even attempt it.

 

[Professor Rape]

I think Facebook tightened the rules a bit like ten years ago, trying to force people to use their real names by tying their accounts to phone numbers.

Then everyone under the age of 40 stopped using FB and the site began hemorrhaging money even faster than other social media, so they panicked and came up with a bunch of initiatives to boost engagement. It's the reason why the site is borderline unusable these days, because your feed will be 90% filled with nonsense you don't give a shit about. I doubt they give a shit about the realness of accounts these days. Last I noticed, they're actually encouraging people to use like twitter or Instragram handles to make the place more 'influencer' friendly.

In any case, Joe always had the option to use a burner to craft another account. He's just too stupid and lazy to even attempt it.

You can sign up with protonmail. They no longer give a shit lol

 

[Rick Roblinson]

If she really did have the awareness to ask him to change the name then she is already smarter than he is by a wide margin. Joe is dumber than a 15 year-old girl.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Whenever someone has a problem with Joe he laughs and acts as though they need to handle it. If Joe is ever inconvenienced he acts like it's the end of the world. Joe Snr really raped his two queer sons into being such complete faggots they're almost women.

You mean having logic like “Listen Opie just needs to fucking deal with the fact that i’ll show up drunk, or fall asleep on air, or not show up at all, or shit talk his family, or not get him a wedding gift, or leave his wedding, or not show up to sponsor meetings! THATS NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! GET OVER IT! but FUCK HIM FOR FUCKING DARING TO SAY I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SHOW OR ANYONE ELSE! HOW FUCKING DARE HE IMPLY IM HUMAN GARBAGE! HOW FUCKING DARE HE NOT QUIT TO STAND BEHIND ME BEING FIRED!”

 

[Greygooser]

he may have changed the name, but unfortunately there’s hundreds of screenshots of “Layla Cumia” posting racist and offensive things to her FB account. I’m sure those won’t be some of the first results when employers google her name

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So she WAS aware that he was posting under her name. See, I assumed there was just no way. My estimation of Joe Cue-mia as a man just fucking plummeted, which shouldn't even be possible.

 

[Stent]

You mean having logic like

Sure. Let's pretend I read all the rest of that.

 

[Stent]

I always remember that video where he had to pay a parking ticket for $200 or something and he felt like he shouldn't have to (the Joseph Lane is a thing after all ) so he crumpled up $1 bills and put it in an envelope as payment. He actually thought that making some sap who sits behind a desk all day uncrumple his bills and sort them is somehow "sticking it to the system".

I understand why zoomers hate his generation so much. Him and Ant are such typical entitled pieces of boomer trash. Just nothing but hypocrisy and the "I got mine" attitude (which of course isn't even true in Joe's case).

That was his homeowners association I think. They told him not to permanently park his van in visitor carparks or something like that. His own neighbors who have to spend their time telling the local nigger to behave.

#AMERICAINDISTRESS

 

[CruisinColin]

Holy fuck I never thought of her. Years of deranged racist rants under his daughter's name.