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I ate too many mushrooms when I was about 18, lost the ability to walk for about 5 minutes and, yes, shat myself a bit.
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Last time you shit your pants?
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About a year and a half ago I liquid shit my pants. I was going throw a depressive episode and thought Vitamin C would help so three times a day I was taking a whole bunch of high strength Vitamin C tablets. One night I had finished a workout, drank a protein milkshake, and took my dog for a walk. Halfway through I knew something was up, then shit my pants only several houses away from home.
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I was sick in bed about 3 years ago and I coughed and shit came flying out my ass at the same time. It was about a half dollar sized splat before I pinched it off and dragged myself into the shower
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I've got a good story about some fat wop goon I worked with in a factory about 12 years ago.
We're sitting down for coffee break, shootin' the shit and telling stories to pass the time. This fat guy with a massive boiler, starts telling us this story of when he unfortunately shit his pants in public, we all laugh. Then he tells us another story of shitting his pants, the laughs this time are a little restrained. He then tells a third pants shitting story, everyones looking at each other shifty eyed at this point. Tells another fawkin story, this time its his wife shitting her pants while they were fishing on a lake in some little boat. Someone gets up to leave cause they cant handle it anymore. He keeps fawkin goin...
Thats when we started calling him poopypants for the next decade.
We're sitting down for coffee break, shootin' the shit and telling stories to pass the time. This fat guy with a massive boiler, starts telling us this story of when he unfortunately shit his pants in public, we all laugh. Then he tells us another story of shitting his pants, the laughs this time are a little restrained. He then tells a third pants shitting story, everyones looking at each other shifty eyed at this point. Tells another fawkin story, this time its his wife shitting her pants while they were fishing on a lake in some little boat. Someone gets up to leave cause they cant handle it anymore. He keeps fawkin goin...
Thats when we started calling him poopypants for the next decade.
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On my way to watch a baseball game with my dad. Sitting in traffic thought I had a nice wet fart but felt the squirt.
Was able to pull over to a gas station and dispose of my undies before any leakage hit the pants. Crisis averted.
Was able to pull over to a gas station and dispose of my undies before any leakage hit the pants. Crisis averted.