Last time you shit your pants?

[FamilyDollar]

Please include details for the dirty diaper inclined crowd.

 

[PickleRickle]

I dont remember, which could be very good, or very bad.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Do little testing fart sharts count? Cause those are too common to register in my memory

 

[chocolatehellhole]

On purpose or by accident?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sophomore year of high school. I started coming down with the flu on a Friday afternoon, went out to eat with my dad. Started having some serious Tummy Trouble on the way back. We got back to the house and I bolted to the shitter but a little liquid dook escaped and marred my tighty whities before i hit the john and really let er rip. Later that night i was sick out of my mind with a fever and watched "julian donkey boy" on IFC. Truly a miserable experience

 

[Africa.com]

I trust farts like I trusted my first girlfriend.

 

[Brooke Shields]

wait, this doesn't fit but I did have the feeling that I needed to diarrhea recently but I had already hopped in the shower and didn't want to dry off my ass or sit on the toilet wet so I just figured "Let me see what this looks like coming out"
I thought I angled myself correctly to do it directly under me but I shitted on my scrubber thing hanging on the bath faucet.

Don't worry the scrubber is fine

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm wearing them and just did

 

[fenrir]

On purpose or by accident?

I just couldn't look away this time.

Hypnotic.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I've never shit my pants as an adult. My first girlfriend did and I never felt the same about her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The only time I've shit myself in my adult life I was walking and I urgently had to shit out of nowhere. The house was in eyesight and I went to run to it and as soon as I took one stride I took a full fucking shit in my pants. It was awful. I wasn't even sick or anything.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I don't know how you actually solid-shit yourself as an adult, does anyone ever do that?

I just know in 1st grade I shit my pants. No idea how or why it happened, thankfully it was the end of the day - must've been the last class or something so I only remember getting in line for buses and someone commenting that something stunk.
I uncharacteristically sat in the front seat of the bus and then scurried home

My pissing pants story in 2nd grade is 10x more autistic and humiliating, good thing I'll never tell it

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I just couldn't look away this time.

Hypnotic.

I like her sunglasses

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I shart about twice a year almost like clockwork. Just a marble of poop.
Did it working a shift at the bar a couple months ago. Pretty sure I got home at 4am and just slept with a poop encrusted butthole and taint

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Age 15. Wanted to diarrhea all day. Tried to let out what I thought was a squeaker

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I shart about twice a year almost like clockwork. Just a marble of poop.
Did it working a shift at the bar a couple months ago. Pretty sure I got home at 4am and just slept with a poop encrusted butthole and taint

Quit bragging.

 

[Build Black Better]

At my last attempted drive-by. (Yes, I'm a nigger just for the purposes of this repeated lame attempt at humor.)

 

[DMbA]

few months ago, was drinking and felt a little pinch in the stomach all night, almost made it to the public bathroom(literally 10 steps or less) and cant hold it no more so i just let it all out mannn, big bag of diarrhea poopies in my pants it was the funniest feeling. turns out poopie is really hard to clear off with just toilet paper, made a big mess in the toilet and had to throw the boxer away and walk home with shitty pants and shit smear all over my body hehe

 

[quark]

When I was 21 after a coke and booze fueled night, I woke up the next morning in bed and farted and instead, hot shitwater came rushing out

 

[Chive Turkey]

Only once or twice when I farted and something immediately didn't feel right. Just a lil bit lil bit but enough to chill my spine more than if Jihadi John had just stepped out of the bushes in front of me.

In similar fashion to other examples mentioned, it came outta nowhere. Not when I was blackout drunk, but just dumdeedum walking along the street in full health. Weird shit, in more ways than one.