Lashing out at users who don't deserve it because we're jealous of how everyone likes them thread

[guest]

HEY! That brothaman is one of the only ones who gets my Dice references. Leave it the FUCK alone!

This thing could take all night or it could take an hour. BACK! GET IT?
HOUR BACK?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It's a storeeee
Oh it's the best. You don't even have to double bag but it's so intense.

Yeaaahhh, you use the gas to drive to the mall, and you steal everything!

This thing could take all night or it could take an hour. BACK! GET IT?
HOUR BACK?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip! krkrkkkkrrrrrrp!

 

[Meownaw]

Yeaaahhh, you use the gas to drive to the mall, and you steal everything!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip! krkrkkkkrrrrrrp!

Scuse me! Can I help you?
Don't worry. Steve Arnold, it's handled.

 

[Meownaw]

I promised the kid a walkman.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I promised the kid a walkman.

THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OLD MAN CURSIN' ME OUT IN THE BUFFET LINE! SAYS HE WANTS ME DEAD OVER A FUCKIN PAT OF FUCKIN BUTTAH?!

 

[Meownaw]

"Yeah he would run in! He's not getting a limo that's for sure!"

"Ohhhhhhhooooo you're quick Dice! Your career was the quickest!"

"Yeah!? So was your mother! Don't start with me Jay I'm not in the mood!"

"I'm ovaaaaaaaaa hereeeeeee nowwwwwwww!"

 

[Meownaw]

That's where we go.
We start with the banana girl
And we end
In the toiiiiiiilet.

AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Meownaw]

Gotta go do a show at the pound.
The pound?
Yeah you know like an animal shelter. Lots of sick dogs. I have a lot of dog material. YOUR WIFE INSPIRED IT! OHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is just a Dice thread now and I wasn't finished lashing out

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is just a Dice thread now and I wasn't finished lashing out

Hey, farmer! WEE OVAAAHHH HEEEAAAHHH NOOOWWWW!!! BOOGALUGALU BOOGALUGALU

 

[Meownaw]

Hey, farmer! WEE OVAAAHHH HEEEAAAHHH NOOOWWWW!!! BOOGALUGALU BOOGALUGALU

SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!! HERE COMES THE HAIRY BANANA!!!!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!! HERE COMES THE HAIRY BANANA!!!!

I'll be at Laugh Yer Bawls Off in Poughkeepsie this weekend, then I'm doing Tee-Hee's in Schenectady.

 

[Meownaw]

Alright let's hear you say it.
Yambag now it's mine
Hey scumbag that's not how I say it.

 

[Meownaw]

I'll be at Laugh Yer Bawls Off in Poughkeepsie this weekend, then I'm doing Tee-Hee's in Schenectady.

Youuuu don't want carpet!
Youuu want an arrrrreeeeeaaaa rug!

 

[RaggotFetard]

 

[guest]

Youuuu don't want carpet!
Youuu want an arrrrreeeeeaaaa rug!

Don't think I forgot about you, Mr. Popular.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

HEY! That brothaman is one of the only ones who gets my Dice references. Leave it the FUCK alone!

Now I’m insulted by this comment. You’re pretty close to the fuck-o list now brotherman!

 

[Meownaw]

Now I’m insulted by this comment. You’re pretty close to the fuck-o list now brotherman!

I said one of as in there are a couple. Love ya miss ya.

 

[Turk February]

This is just a Dice thread now and I wasn't finished lashing out

Maybe you should come back in an hour BACK, GET IT!? HOUR BACK!!!!

 

[Meownaw]

Maybe you should come back in an hour BACK, GET IT!? HOUR BACK!!!!

Turk Who?
No, he's a Chinaman.