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I'd exclusively eat corn on the cob the long way for a chance to fuck her
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Kylie bangers
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Pierogi forehead Van Damme hit that on Street Fighter, brother.
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Even more impressive is that he could still get it up after railing all that cocaine. During filming, he'd spent up to $10,000 at a time. That's wholesale levels of blow.
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When that "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" song came out, I was watching Much Music and the video was on all the time. I remember one time my dad was like "Is that Kylie Minogue? She used to date the INXS guy who jerked himself off to death. She's so hot. Can you believe she's like 70 years old?"
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New banger from KM.
What are those bread hotdogs called again?
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It's not a hotdog. It's a sausage. A sausage is called a snag. It's a snag with or without the bread. There's no official name for a sausage served on a slice of bread with tomato sauce (what am I five?). It's just assumed you know what's going on regarding the sausage situation wherever you are.
If someone offers you a snag, it's on a slice of bread because you're not a cunt who needs a plate. If you are given the snag and bread on a serviette, it is proper custom to drop the serviette on the ground and say "Fuckin' poof" as you walk away.
It's mostly a way of eating a sausage without having to directly hold a hot sausage but it just so happens to be a culinary delight. Some people add chopped onion but that's stupid. Same with adding mustard. That's immigrant influence trying to ruin true blue strayan culture. White fuckin' bread, a snag and tomato sauce. That's it. Don't say ketchup because nobody knows what the fuck that is. If someone just says sauce then they mean tomato sauce.
You get a snag when you're at Bunnings and sometimes at Supercheap.
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I like when Australians call people shit-cuntsIt's not a hotdog. It's a sausage. A sausage is called a snag. It's a snag with or without the bread. There's no official name for a sausage served on a slice of bread with tomato sauce (what am I five?). It's just assumed you know what's going on regarding the sausage situation wherever you are.
If someone offers you a snag, it's on a slice of bread because you're not a cunt who needs a plate. If you are given the snag and bread on a serviette, it is proper custom to drop the serviette on the ground and say "Fuckin' poof" as you walk away.
It's mostly a way of eating a sausage without having to directly hold a hot sausage but it just so happens to be a culinary delight. Some people add chopped onion but that's stupid. Same with adding mustard. That's immigrant influence trying to ruin true blue strayan culture. White fuckin' bread, a snag and tomato sauce. That's it. Don't say ketchup because nobody knows what the fuck that is. If someone just says sauce then they mean tomato sauce.
You get a snag when you're at Bunnings and sometimes at Supercheap.
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Great minds think alike. I came here to post about this. I believe this is how you referred to Flavia the first time you told me about her:
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It's not a hotdog. It's a sausage. A sausage is called a snag. It's a snag with or without the bread. There's no official name for a sausage served on a slice of bread with tomato sauce (what am I five?). It's just assumed you know what's going on regarding the sausage situation wherever you are.
If someone offers you a snag, it's on a slice of bread because you're not a cunt who needs a plate. If you are given the snag and bread on a serviette, it is proper custom to drop the serviette on the ground and say "Fuckin' poof" as you walk away.
It's mostly a way of eating a sausage without having to directly hold a hot sausage but it just so happens to be a culinary delight. Some people add chopped onion but that's stupid. Same with adding mustard. That's immigrant influence trying to ruin true blue strayan culture. White fuckin' bread, a snag and tomato sauce. That's it. Don't say ketchup because nobody knows what the fuck that is. If someone just says sauce then they mean tomato sauce.
You get a snag when you're at Bunnings and sometimes at Supercheap.
And onions but they have to be burnt black and soaked in oil.
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Like Van Damme has said on the Street Fighter set, I gave Flava Flav "the workouts", brother.
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Underrated workout music.
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Handy for disguising the taste of a snag past the use-by date.
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Remember when Kylie returned to neighbours after 30 years as she thought it was ending then hardly spoke.
What's going on with that?
What's going on with that?
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She ain't welcome in Summer Bay.Remember when Kylie returned to neighbours after 30 years as she thought it was ending then hardly spoke.
What's going on with that?
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She was banging in bio dome