Kiss our gay asses, Pat! *your Mom’s box*

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He was 14 years old.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I don't know what's real around here anymore, but I wish you a long and happy life and hope you'll look back on the days of exposing the fun run fraudster fondly, sharing the legend of Fat Pat throughout the running community.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

This one fawkin hurts to be completely honest witcha. Good luck Carol.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Noooo. At least leave us with a dildo fuck show before you say your final goodbyes.

 

[Harry Powell]

also, nice big gay dramatic exit, stupid

 

[guest]

All good things must come to an end. Nana is obscure and well fed. Fez is gone, and Ron may as well be. The most recent ogre, Patso, is permanently cucked, humiliated, and defeated. Gentlemen and ladies, WE won.

This picture the most fitting goodbye I can imagine from your ol’ pal Carol. I’m happy, fit, and finally found love...makes sense we’d be cheeky and mock Fat Pat on our way out, right? This is how adults enjoy Star Wars.

I am posting this last message and never checking here again, but I depart with nothing but respect and good feelings. Truth is I will miss you and I can’t bear to say goodbye, so how about “til next time”?

I truly love you. I wish you nothing but peace and happiness. Carol out!

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Godspeed you fabulous bastard

 

[Heyfellas]

Fawkkkkkk

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Good luck bro

 

[Meownaw]

I'll miss your gay ass. Best of luck brothaman!

 

[Caverlock]

Wishing you the best, Carol. You were relentless in all your pursuits!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Enjoy fellas. Will miss your funny lines and great content! I don’t wanna cry like a fag so I’ll stop here…

 

[Ladynyahh]

AIDS???!

Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is genuinely sad news. And I'll miss you.

You know who loves ya, babe. Abe Vigoda fucking loves you. Always.

 

[guest]

 

[Snake]

Until we meet again <3

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Can't even pour my heart out to a gay guy without Dre Shitpost car crashing me. Heartless.

 

[Tortfeasor]

Will we see "The Many Saints of Maxheinie" at some point? I sure hope not.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Wish I had seen this sooner. You left on a day I had shit to do……sniff. Who’s gonna be there to call out Fat Rick whenever he pipes up about running? You may be heathen, but your our heathen god damnit!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

One less down for the COUNT. Hrrrmph. Hope this farewell post really did it for you. Hope bothering me and my Little BRO was worth it for you. Years of your life GONE for no reason. This is your big “GOODBYE” speech huh? Morons sad to see you go? That’s what makes you feel good? Can’t say I’m SURPRISED!!!!!

Let the redditards March COMMENCE. I can see the streamers and banners flying but………. NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!

So congrats on finally growing up. It only took you what?? 30 years??? All I see is one less RETARD to deal with. Not really worth celebrating since I’ve dealt with THOUSNADS before. “Your moms box” you got that from my brothers radio show. Still haven’t moved on since 2007 huh? The Stagnation is so OBVIOUS Biden could figure it out. Nothing more from me now. Can’t say I’ll be sad to see you go.
#OneLess #OnA #LaFamiglia

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

It's not beefers but we'll take what we can get. God speed, brothaman.