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Kingdom Cum: Special Deliverance

RedHeadpw2

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First thing you'll want to do is get the mod that lets you save at any time. They can stick their bottles of savior schnapps up their asses.
Yuck. That's part of what makes the game unique. Not stooping down to the lowest common denominator of short attention span having gamer faggots who can't plan ahead a little. Plenty of places to sleep to regain health. Plenty of ways to acquire enough schnapps to where it's not an issue. To each his own though.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Kunesh beat the fucking SHIT out of Henry. I started lipping about his wife leaving him and him being a drunk loser and he called my mom a whore and beat me up. Then I went back at him again and he knocked me the fuck out and my face is all fucked.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Now I'm going to huck cow shit at a guy who was talking shit on King Wenceslas so my pals help me rob the cocksucker who beat me up. It's harder to be a good, honorable 15th century Bohemian that I thought. Also I don't see myself winning a fight ever. I really got wrecked.
 
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Now I'm going to huck cow shit at a guy who was talking shit on King Wenceslas so my pals help me rob the cocksucker who beat me up. It's harder to be a good, honorable 15th century Bohemian that I thought. Also I don't see myself winning a fight ever. I really got wrecked.
You really do start off as a weak FAGGOT in that game.
 
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Leonard Rhomberg

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Kunesh beat the fucking SHIT out of Henry. I started lipping about his wife leaving him and him being a drunk loser and he called my mom a whore and beat me up. Then I went back at him again and he knocked me the fuck out and my face is all fucked.
not being able to beat up the drunk within 5 minutes of starting is what triggered my first hiatus of that game
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Now I'm going to huck cow shit at a guy who was talking shit on King Wenceslas so my pals help me rob the cocksucker who beat me up. It's harder to be a good, honorable 15th century Bohemian that I thought. Also I don't see myself winning a fight ever. I really got wrecked.
own the anti king wenceslas guy by picking up cow shit with your bare hands
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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not being able to beat up the drunk within 5 minutes of starting is what triggered my first hiatus of that game
I went back with my boys thinking like "fuck yeah, we'll jump this old faggot." I got there, my boys start lipping him, I walk over and take the axe the faggot didn't pay for and he starts screaming that I'm a thief. Guard comes, I hit the wrong button to surrender and kicked the guard in the bits. I go to jail and die in a fire. Game over. First mission lol. Gonna have to use my head a little bit in this next run
 
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