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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Only bone I ever broke was in Jr high. My middle finger. Literally everyone asked me if it was for real. Including the vice principal
 
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You mean like benching 255lbs?:image_4159:
He actually said 250, which is worse. You'd have to use the 2.5lb plates to get to 250. Most decent gyms have a set of 2.5lb plates or 2, but hardly anyone uses them. He should have said 245 or 255 but he's clueless about the gym so he pulled out a number that sounded decent, like 250, without thinking it through. OR it's yet another Tomlinson Technicality and he's using some Nautilus Chest machine on a 250 lb setting. Which in reality equates out to maybe 185 on an actual bench with free weights.
 

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He actually said 250, which is worse. You'd have to use the 2.5lb plates to get to 250. Most decent gyms have a set of 2.5lb plates or 2, but hardly anyone uses them. He should have said 245 or 255 but he's clueless about the gym so he pulled out a number that sounded decent, like 250, without thinking it through. OR it's yet another Tomlinson Technicality and he's using some Nautilus Chest machine on a 250 lb setting. Which in reality equates out to maybe 185 on an actual bench with free weights.
You assume he even uses free weights. Im guessing he got this number from a machine. There is no way pat is asking for a spotter on a bench. I hope he tries to hit this number on the attic bench and he gets pinned down by the bar for a few days.
 
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There's no way the fat cow even did 250 on a machine.
Yeah you guys are giving him way too much credit. 250 sounded like a round number to our round friend, and it sounded like the amount that a strong but not muscle bound adult male should be able to bench. 200 sounds weak and 300 sounds unrealistic and might get him called out, but 250 is goldilocks.

He just didn't think it through and realize that in the context of barbells 250 is not only not a round number, but so odd as to be suspicious
 
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