Kevin Smith is still crying about how Bruce Willis was mean to him

[Mc.Faggot]

I've never seen a single Kevin Smith movie. Are any of them any good? I know Clerks is supposed to be but he's so embarrassing these days I don't even want to give it a chance.

Dogma is fun

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I've never seen a single Kevin Smith movie. Are any of them any good? I know Clerks is supposed to be but he's so embarrassing these days I don't even want to give it a chance.

I've watched a bunch and I wouldn't watch one now.

 

[ZAg17]

Maybe he just doesn't enjoy being on set with some middle aged man child.

 

[Chapel]

Dogma is fun

You mean the one with Alanis Morrissette as God? Yeah that should have been a warning to most folk that he was a cunt

 

[Covid19]

Bruce Willis has been known for decades to be a notorious miserable pain in the ass. I used to work in Atlantic City and there’s tons of casino employee stories that involve Bruce being an asshole to the staff. Smith needs to let it it go and try to come up with a good original idea instead of beating a dead horse.

Worse than all the niggers in AC?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I’ve so fuckin’ completely turned on him that I’m not totally sure what to think anymore. When I was a kid? Hilarious. He tells fuck-jokes about… Star Wars???? But these characters all seem so normal. Why that Dante is a regular Stealthy Ge- okay yeah no fuck him. Pot smoking brain fryer idiot. Go cry about faggot Marvel some more you phony.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Smith fired back at the time, saying, "I dealt with every actor who wanted to be dealt with on that set.”

What does that even mean?

 

[PogromStallone]

When Zack and Miri bombed, he blamed it on the studio for not marketing right.

The marketing for that movie did get fucked over bad.

But he always put the blame on it bombing on himself. It's literally what turned him into a 24/7 pothead. If you listened to Smodcast around that time he talked about how it was his fault and how he couldn't even make money with a Seth Rogen film when Rogen was at his peak.
And they day after it premiered he started smoking and never stopped.

 

[groomia1961]

That shit movie had Jim Norton in it and he was the worst part. Fuck off, Kevin. Eat twenty more cheeseburgers and die.

 

[UnPRePared]

*who wants to fuck his daughter

Anthony.

 

[Chapel]

Anthony.

Age?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I've never seen a single Kevin Smith movie. Are any of them any good? I know Clerks is supposed to be but he's so embarrassing these days I don't even want to give it a chance.

Clerks is good for it's time, but horribly dated. Clerks 2 was a good follow up - I remember liking it immensely at the time of it's release; but it's try-hard edgelord humor is kinda cringey now. The Clerks animated series is probably the best work he's done.

Mallrats is shit.

Chasing Amy was surprisingly good. Not sure how well it holds up.

Dogma was good. Could've used some editing and a stronger lead, but good.

Everything else is outright shit, and doesn't merit a mention.

 

[Meownaw]

He does not like making movies

No I'm sure he does just not the shit you make you hack faggot.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

You mean the one with Alanis Morrissette as God? Yeah that should have been a warning to most folk that he was a cunt

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I've never seen a single Kevin Smith movie. Are any of them any good? I know Clerks is supposed to be but he's so embarrassing these days I don't even want to give it a chance.

I still gotta give Clerks its due. It was the first movie from a Gen X point of view that captured the era and attitude. Makes me nostalgic. Its super low budget and the acting isnt great but the whole thing works. I would still recommend it.

 

[EraGodless]

Bruce Willis has been known for decades to be a notorious miserable pain in the ass. I used to work in Atlantic City and there’s tons of casino employee stories that involve Bruce being an asshole to the staff. Smith needs to let it it go and try to come up with a good original idea instead of beating a dead horse.

Why would Bruce Willis go slumming in AC?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Clerks is good for it's time, but horribly dated. Clerks 2 was a good follow up - I remember liking it immensely at the time of it's release; but it's try-hard edgelord humor is kinda cringey now. The Clerks animated series is probably the best work he's done.

Mallrats is shit.

Chasing Amy was surprisingly good. Not sure how well it holds up.

Dogma was good. Could've used some editing and a stronger lead, but good.

Everything else is outright shit, and doesn't merit a mention.

that cartoon waaaaaaas pretty very real good actually.

 

[CuckQueen]

Almost every creative only has a few ideas in him. Even a lot of Shakespeare's plays suck, there's a reason he wrote over 40 and people can name like 5 or 6. George Lucas struck fucking oil with Star Wars and hasn't done anything good since. Matt Groenning did the Simpsons, and then ate shit with Futurama and Disenchanted. Kevin Smith is no different. Dogma was well acted and entertaining, but not for the script or direction. Clerks 2 had one memorable line for me,"We went to community college and studied music and criminology, what the fuck were we trying to be, Batman?" Not only do they have only a few good ideas, but fame and wealth do nothing but corrupt their weak minds, usually, or allow their deviance and debauchery to come out.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Almost every creative only has a few ideas in him. Even a lot of Shakespeare's plays suck, there's a reason he wrote over 40 and people can name like 5 or 6. George Lucas struck fucking oil with Star Wars and hasn't done anything good since. Matt Groenning did the Simpsons, and then ate shit with Futurama and Disenchanted. Kevin Smith is no different. Dogma was well acted and entertaining, but not for the script or direction. Clerks 2 had one memorable line for me,"We went to community college and studied music and criminology, what the fuck were we trying to be, Batman?" Not only do they have only a few good ideas, but fame and wealth do nothing but corrupt their weak minds, usually, or allow their deviance and debauchery to come out.

Porch monkey

 

[guest]

The first three Die Hards are great, so is Pulp Fiction. Unbreakable is underrated, I love the Last Boy Scout and Hudson Hawk is a guilty pleasure. Willis also has a few movies that aren't very good but are watchable, like Hostage and the Sixth Sense. I've heard Willis is a chicken hawk who pounded Aaron Carter into drug addiction but he's made some good movies.

None of Smith's movies are any good, or even watchable, once you're over 30. I loved Mallrats when I was 14. It's shit now. The guy is a limited writer and a horrendous filmmaker. Point and shoot is his entire box of tricks. And he's a fat faggot who became a pothead in his 30s, which is seriously embarrassing.