Just watched Brokeback Mountain

[Lamont & Tonelli]

No

They got cowboys eating beans and buttfucking, but no fart jokes?

It's a FAGGOT movie

 

[Sue Lightning]

It's spit and image, love. Here let me show you how we do it.

Splitting is what happens when Nana fucks Sue. Spitting is what happens when Sue fucks Nana.

 

[Build Black Better]

It was really good. Really sad too.

Was this the part you thought was really good? Was it really sad because Heath didn't have any K-Y Jelly so his spit lube wasn't enough to keep from ripping Jake's ass hole?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Was this the part you thought was really good? Was it really sad because Heath didn't have any K-Y Jelly so his spit lube wasn't enough to keep from ripping Jake's ass hole?

It was really good when Heath started crying because he couldn’t fuck Jake in the ass in a daycare.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Great thread.

 

[Build Black Better]

I can't watch any Jake Gyllenhaal movie anymore without thinking only of how he's fine with the world seeing his butt get fucked by another man. Same with Ned Beatty after his butt got burgled in Deliverance. Any other Hollyweird actors who have been anally penetrated on screen that I should avoid? I'm not talking about in their private life. That would rule out most of them.

Hey Sue, since you liked Brokeback Mountain, do you think this scene is also really good? Is it also really sad because Ned didn't consent to the Mountain Man putting his grizzly cock inside him, making him squeal like a pig?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Without mainstream media advertising the movie for months, nobody would have seen it nor would they care.

 

[Build Black Better]

Also, why if they were trying to make a serious gay movie , why would they name the characters “Ennis” and “Twist” and they go to “Brokeback” mountain?

Because Ang Lee was the director, and slants like to twist American names for their own use. I'll bet George Takei would like to jerk off Ang's Taiwanese micropenis, since Brokeback Mountain made that fellow slant exclaim "Oh my!" while treating his body like an amusement park.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Just stretchin ya holes, Sue (much like the boys in the movie!)

 

[guest]

Splitting is what happens when Nana fucks Sue. Spitting is what happens when Sue fucks Nana.

Nana don't need lube. The pre leaks down his taint before he bends over.

 

[NigelCumia]

No straight man has ever seen that movie. If you're a man and you've seen it and you consider yourself to be straight I've got some bad news and it concerns how much of a fag you are.

I've seen it... What's the news?

 

[Meownaw]

Because Ang Lee was the director, and slants like to twist American names for their own use. I'll bet George Takei would like to jerk off Ang's Taiwanese micropenis, since Brokeback Mountain made that fellow slant exclaim "Oh my!" while treating his body like an amusement park.

But he's a fag.

 

[guest]

I've seen it... What's the news?

You like cock and balls. Homo.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“Why didn’t they just call it Nutsack Ridge?” Giraldo

 

[guest]

It was a realistic movie in as much as it presented the two gay cowboys as the star-crossed loves of each others lives who were at the same time into promiscuous, predatory homosex. What would've been really ridiculous would be to have portrayed them as monogamous.