Just watched Brokeback Mountain

[Sue Lightning]

It was really good. Really sad too.

 

[guest]

It's a FAGGOT movie

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

 

[guest]

It was really good. Really sad too.

Living in Wyoming is sad. Even with Jake's Jellyhole.

 

[eggfeller]

great soundtrack!

 

[Sue Lightning]

I was actually shocked how little gay sex there is in the movie. Theres ONE scene of gay sex and it is hardcore sweaty man on man sex where Heath Ledger licks his hand to slip it in Jakes asshole. The rest is tender man love. Folks, you DONT want to miss this one!

 

[Sue Lightning]

It's a FAGGOT movie

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.

 

[guest]

I was actually shocked how little gay sex there is in the movie. Theres ONE scene of gay sex and it is hardcore sweaty man on man sex where Heath Ledger licks his hand to slip it in Jakes asshole. The rest is tender man love. Folks, you DONT want to miss this one!

Yeah but think about what's on their lips when their kissing. That's dutch oven degreaser.

 

[Sue Lightning]

“Theres nothing wrong with gay sex…unless you’re not gay. Then there’s something terribly wrong with it.”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I thought it was a Western!

 

[guest]

I thought it was a Western!

IT IS!

 

[Sue Lightning]

Yeah but think about what's on their lips when their kissing. That's dutch oven degreaser.

Those two fags were eating beans the whole movie and all I could think about was the smell of diarrhea ass getting fucked in that sweaty farty mountain tent…intoxicating. I mean gross.

 

[guest]

No straight man has ever seen that movie. If you're a man and you've seen it and you consider yourself to be straight I've got some bad news and it concerns how much of a fag you are.

 

[guest]

Those two fags were eating beans the whole movie and all I could think about was the smell of diarrhea ass getting fucked in that sweaty farty mountain tent…intoxicating. I mean gross.

Taos Lightning. I'd say you've had enough!

 

[Sue Lightning]

No straight man has ever seen that movie. If you're a man and you've seen it and you consider yourself to be straight I've got some bad news and it concerns how much of a fag you are.

You’re talking to a guy who LARPS as a Tranny. I’m not exactly the splitting image of a heterosexual man!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Those two fags were eating beans the whole movie

Any fart jokes?

 

[guest]

splitting image

It's spit and image, love. Here let me show you how we do it.

 

[guest]

You’re talking to a guy who LARPS as a Tranny. I’m not exactly the splitting image of a heterosexual man!

Yeah but there's other fags in here kidding themselves about what they are. I'm on to these duplicitous sodomites.

 

[guest]

Any fart jokes?

When his dick's in there it's like using a bell on a trumpet. The Ole Satchmo.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Any fart jokes?

No, but I wish Heath ripped a nasty gasser in that faggot prettyboy Jakes face. Don’t like him one bit.

Also, why if they were trying to make a serious gay movie , why would they name the characters “Ennis” and “Twist” and they go to “Brokeback” mountain?