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He has shitty soil, all he can grow is peppers and rosemary.His shit garden couldn't produce half that many peppers with the best fertilizer and steroids
His garden is as big as the combined size of the cracks in most of our driveways. Kinda weird he never showed these things growing beforehand, but it’s not like Pat to lie for twitter points. Must be working on a new scam to get some government subsidies by claiming the hovel is a farm.His shit garden couldn't produce half that many peppers with the best fertilizer and steroids
He did once. It was one of the few things that grew in somewhat abundance.His garden is as big as the combined size of the cracks in most of our driveways. Kinda weird he never showed these things growing beforehand, but it’s not like Pat to lie for twitter points. Must be working on a new scam to get some government subsidies by claiming the hovel is a farm.
Yeah? Well then he’s fat.He did once. It was one of the few things that grew in somewhat abundance.
When you are right, you are right.Yeah? Well then he’s fat.
Not far from Pat, Kyle is making million dollar interview arrangements and preparing for a huge libel suit that will insure he never has to work again. Meanwhile Pat is crying on twitter and wasting his time trying to make hot sauce that he could buy at $5 a gallon.Kyle Rittenhouse is probably leaning back right now, hands clasped behind his head, as hot ass 18 year old senioritas hand feed him chili peppers.
But hey .... you do you, Rick.
Just a reminder for Patrick S Tomlinson. Here are a couple of pictures of gardens at two of my properties in different countries. Me, a basement dwelling incel loser, what else could I be? Definitely not a guy who's 2 years younger than you but could buy and sell you 5 times over without breaking a sweat. And is happily married to a non-alcoholic who is hot and isn't a lesbo. And who hasn't abandoned their children. And you're fat too.Patrick has a ghetto garden (a gharden?) that is just a thin patch of dirt between the curb and his "yard." I can't believe he feels the need to share this embarassing gharden on social media but here we are.
Everything about his pathetic life is laughable.
And guess what. Even though I can afford to pay some immigrant to mow my lawn, I do it myself because I'm not a useless simp who would hire another man to do something I can do myself. I'll pay an electrician or plumber because I don't know shit about that stuff but what kind of man won't do his own yard work? It's my "me time" away from the brats.Nice well maintained grass, chowlld. You should look into making a DIY firepit.
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