Just saw the best movie in my entire FUCKING life

[nasty twp]

He was a dancer in a bunch of faggy music videos.

Ooh cheers ta for that Gabe, made my week that has. I'm considering the gift of Statham in hot pants a peace offering, whether it was or not.




Still less quare than anything Danny Dyer's ever done. And he tries so hard to compensate that the pendulum swings too far back the other way. Legend in his own lunchtime.

e.g. Dyer in drag or tonguing another fella on camera (as he did when acting in the film Borstal Boy) comes across as less gay than when he objectifies women in public or tries to plastic it as a legit associate gangster or hooligan with that just-shit-meself walk.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ooh cheers ta for that Gabe, made my week that has. I'm considering the gift of Statham in hot pants a peace offering, whether it was or not.




Still less quare than anything Danny Dyer's ever done. And he tries so hard to compensate that the pendulum swings too far back the other way. Legend in his own lunchtime.

e.g. Dyer in drag or tonguing another fella on camera (as he did when acting in the film Borstal Boy) comes across as less gay than when he objectifies women in public or tries to plastic it as a legit associate gangster or hooligan with that just-shit-meself walk.

There's more

 

[Chapel]

I believe on O&A he said he used to sell gold chains out of a suitcase on the street before he was "discovered." Smells like bullshit but he definitely had a practiced pitch about you wanna buy a gold chain? I don't think he's good enough of an actor to have memorized something like that for no reason other than to provide a back story.

He was a fucking backing dancer

 

[Chive Turkey]

I believe on O&A he said he used to sell gold chains out of a suitcase on the street before he was "discovered." Smells like bullshit but he definitely had a practiced pitch about you wanna buy a gold chain? I don't think he's good enough of an actor to have memorized something like that for no reason other than to provide a back story.

Yeah, it's true. There's footage of it.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

He's such a block of wood as an actor I still tend to think they gave him something he could do from his own personal experience rather than have him learn that for the movie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm almost 100% positive that I used to play GTA online with Godfrey, the negro comedian. He did a Jason Statham impression like most of the time.

 

[Voscabulary]

I'm almost 100% positive that I used to play GTA online with Godfrey, the negro comedian. He did a Jason Statham impression like most of the time.

are you sure it wasn't jason statham doing a godfrey impression?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

are you sure it wasn't jason statham doing a godfrey impression?

I guess it could've been. I never considered that. One time a broad showed up while we were playing and bitched at him for not having a blunt ready for her. He just kept playing for like another hour while she sat there complaining about shit. We made fun of the other kid we were playing with because he said "she sounds pretty."

He sounded familiar and mentioned going to some event one time that got me asking what he did for work and he was like "I'm in New York and I'm in the entertainment industry. No, I'm not a rapper." And when you made him genuinely laugh he'd do the Def Jam monkey scream-laugh right into the mic. When he started talking like Jason Statham and got like locked into it and couldn't stop it clicked and I thought "I'm pretty sure this motherfucker is Godfrey." I never said anything though. I should've hit him with a "Make 7... Up yours."

 

[Voscabulary]

I guess it could've been. I never considered that. One time a broad showed up while we were playing and bitched at him for not having a blunt ready for her. He just kept playing for like another hour while she sat there complaining about shit. We made fun of the other kid we were playing with because he said "she sounds pretty."

He sounded familiar and mentioned going to some event one time that got me asking what he did for work and he was like "I'm in New York and I'm in the entertainment industry. No, I'm not a rapper." And when you made him genuinely laugh he'd do the Def Jam monkey scream-laugh right into the mic. When he started talking like Jason Statham and got like locked into it and couldn't stop it clicked and I thought "I'm pretty sure this motherfucker is Godfrey." I never said anything though. I should've hit him with a "Make 7... Up yours."

damn. statham's a really great fawkin actor

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

damn. statham's a really great fawkin actor

I liked Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage. I heard Amy Smart is a crackwhore now. That's a shame. She was hot.