Just returned from Milwaukee and met Patrick IRL...weird

[guest]

I saw Patrick Tomlinson at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

Pedo

 

[guest]

Pedo

Such a meaningless word when uttered by pedos like you, 40 year old sasster.

Uttered at someone who fucked the PINNACLE of what your society has to offer in the form of adult women, lol. Sad shit, this internet pedo labeling from people whose society peaked 20 years ago (and which I sucked the marrow out of to my delight).

I was on twitter and there was an article about a woman cheating on her husband with some junior varsity team, and all the comments were calling her "pedo", and not a cheating whore. Sexless 40 year old porn-addicted, estrogenic sadsters.

 

[NoBacon]

Such a meaningless word when uttered by pedos like you, 40 year old sasster.

Uttered at someone who fucked the PINNACLE of what your society has to offer in the form of adult women, lol. Sad shit, this internet pedo labeling from people whose society peaked 20 years ago (and which I sucked the marrow out of to my delight).

I was on twitter and there was an article about a woman cheating on her husband with some junior varsity team, and all the comments were calling her "pedo", and not a cheating whore. Sexless 40 year old porn-addicted, estrogenic sadsters.

People here really lose their mind with me when I casually mention flirting with hot 20 something year old girls and stuff, like it’s this impossible mountain nobody could ever climb, especially me, a weirdo.

It tells you a lot about them. Yeah, it might take striking out dozens of times but if you take care if your self and your career you’ll win one over, everyone who isn’t an obese coward knows this. They think I’m saying I’m cool and suave and a playboy but I’m not at all, instead of mocking me they should just try themselves if it upsets them so much.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Where did that copy pasta originate? Who was it originally about?

It's like the Joe copy pastas. Even though I know what's coming, I read it through every time.

 

[guest]

People here really lose their mind with me when I casually mention flirting with hot 20 something year old girls and stuff, like it’s this impossible mountain nobody could ever climb, especially me, a weirdo.

It tells you a lot about them. Yeah, it might take striking out dozens of times but if you take care if your self and your career you’ll win one over, everyone who isn’t an obese coward knows this. They think I’m saying I’m cool and suave and a playboy but I’m not at all, instead of mocking me they should just try themselves if it upsets them so much.

These are the guys who were the John Cryer to Molly Ringwald, given some social credit in the form of "internet Vice Committee". The more ballsy ones hunt pedos by texting them scenarios only a pedo or someone molested by a pedo could cook up, lol.

 

[guest]

Where did that copy pasta originate? Who was it originally about?

It's like the Joe copy pastas. Even though I know what's coming, I read it through every time.

Idk .. I saw it used on LeBron James, it always made me howl.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Idk .. I saw it used on LeBron James, it always made me howl.

The first time I saw it, it was about Bill Nye lol

 

[PogromStallone]

Where did that copy pasta originate? Who was it originally about?

It's like the Joe copy pastas. Even though I know what's coming, I read it through every time.

I think it might have been Ryan Gosling on /tv/ in like 2013 or so.

 

[AntSucks]

I shared a cab with Pat and Nikki once. It was raining and all the cabs were taken. Nikki was slightly tipsy on medication and was rubbing my leg seductively. Pat was sober, but was running his fingers through my chest hair, sensuously.

They offered a threesome, but I politely declined. They seemed disappointed, but then the Pakistani cab driver said it was his last fare of the night and he wasn't doing anything special. So it all worked out.

 

[AliceWorquer]

People here really lose their mind with me when I casually mention flirting with hot 20 something year old girls and stuff, like it’s this impossible mountain nobody could ever climb, especially me, a weirdo.

It tells you a lot about them. Yeah, it might take striking out dozens of times but if you take care if your self and your career you’ll win one over, everyone who isn’t an obese coward knows this. They think I’m saying I’m cool and suave and a playboy but I’m not at all, instead of mocking me they should just try themselves if it upsets them so much.

Girls in their early 20s are idiots and some of them are shockingly easy to talk into bed. Im not even saying im some kind of pussy slayer, but its scarily easy to impress some of those girls if you treat it like a game you don't really care about. As long as you actually leave the house, arent a smelly creep, dress well and can pretend to give a fuck about the things they are saying. I don't know what kind of low bar the men in these girls lives are setting, but there it is. Ultimately it is just manipulating retards though. Its not like you really give a fuck about her stupid etsy page or dumb politics.

 

[NoBacon]

Girls in their early 20s are idiots and some of them are shockingly easy to talk into bed. Im not even saying im some kind of pussy slayer, but its scarily easy to impress some of those girls if you treat it like a game you don't really care about. As long as you actually leave the house, arent a smelly creep, dress well and can pretend to give a fuck about the things they are saying. I don't know what kind of low bar the men in these girls lives are setting, but there it is. Ultimately it is just manipulating retards though. Its not like you really give a fuck about her stupid etsy page or dumb politics.

Yeah pretty much

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Where did that copy pasta originate? Who was it originally about?

"I Saw Flying Lotus in a Grocery Store..." Copypasta

“I Saw Flying Lotus at a Grocery Store…” refers to a popular copypasta in which the poster tells a story of a famous person acting like a jerk in a grocery store. The subject of the copypasta is usually a very well-liked celebrity, thus pranking people into thinking someone they really like is...

knowyourmeme.com

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Such a meaningless word

No it has plenty of meaning

 

[TheStinkySomali]

People here really lose their mind with me when I casually mention flirting with hot 20 something year old girls and stuff, like it’s this impossible mountain nobody could ever climb, especially me, a weirdo.

It tells you a lot about them. Yeah, it might take striking out dozens of times but if you take care if your self and your career you’ll win one over, everyone who isn’t an obese coward knows this. They think I’m saying I’m cool and suave and a playboy but I’m not at all, instead of mocking me they should just try themselves if it upsets them so much.

Why are you constantly licking this shit skin welfare pedo 3rd worlders ass?

You sound like your feelings were really hurt by those mean guys.

 

[guest]

Why are you constantly licking this shit skin welfare pedo 3rd worlders ass?

You sound like your feelings were really hurt by those mean guys.

Im the type of person who has the means and ability to evict you...seduce your mom, etc. My IRL impact on your life would be "paradigm-shifting" not "eww, this annoying turd world welfare recipient"...it would be "do not utter his name here ever again!"

What do you know about my realm dude...you're 50 year old reddit-sasster and still think having avis of another man is "heckin hilarious". Kindergarten existence.

My imam used to say: "some kaffirs are not vile, all they do is watch tv and heehee hee, hahaha, hoohooo, and have no idea of the dunya or akhira. The pen is not lifted on them though, they will answer on Yawm al Qiyamah".

You're that type...No Bacon isn't.

 

[RoxburyRick]

 

[guest]

Roxbury the hick, the embodiment of this quote:

I took him seriously until about September when he made a cookie cutter hick comment about Lutheran social services, lol...It literally dawned on me, "shiiiyit, I was engaging a cot-damn HICK this whole time?" (wallahi this is the truth)

 

[RoxburyRick]

Roxbury the hick, the embodiment of this quote:

I took him seriously until about September when he made a cookie cutter hick comment about Lutheran social services, lol...It literally dawned on me, "shiiiyit, I was engaging a cot-damn HICK this whole time?" (wallahi this is the truth)

 

[guest]

Im funnier than you and the queer...so what? You're still a hick and a soon-to-be relic. Your opinions, peculiarities, etc...completely sequestered and isolated from the rest of the (Eurasian leaning) world. About the same footprint as some potato farmer in Russia has today. You'll probably still be sassy, gravitas is an alien concept for u.