I need to be faster
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Just ran a mile in 6:46
- Thread starter Nigger Jim
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Were you running backwards?
Slowpoke.
Slowpoke.
Whatcha runnin' away from?
This you?
Philadelphia Man Wanted For Ejaculating On A Women's Leg In A Dollar Tree
There is currently a man from Philadelphia on the run as he is wanted for indecent assault after ejaculating on a woman in a Dollar Tree.
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How many appleseeds did you plant in that time?
How quaint
There was a creepy fag at th3 track. Didn’t have time.
You can't run from the truth.
Id wager either his homosexuality, or niggers
That's pathetic. Gotta get on that treadmill nigga or the FBI might force you into early retirement
i ran, i raq, slow enia, slow akia
PRO TIP (use at your own risk):
Identify a woman who is ahead of you and in your mind or aloud say “Rape Mode Engaged” like you are cybernetic rapist and then run even faster like you’re trying to catch her.
I used to do this on the way to work and it really does make you faster.
I used to run home from work on my lunch break at my old job. Your advice is legit. If there was ever anyone walking in front of me, I'd focus on them and sprint at them like I was going to tackle them. I was always dirty as fuck wearing coveralls and heavy workbooks with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, so I didn't look like I was just out for a jog. They'd hear me coming, turn around and freeze and brace themselves and I'd just blow past them.
Did you manage to retain your semen for the whole mile?
Who’s that?