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Just lol at this Pat ballwasher: "They're just virgins who have to hide behind anonymous accounts. They're just jealous."

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No beef but if the quote of him taking shit about "they're just virgins who have to hide behind anonymous accounts. They're just jealous" is accurate then fuck it dude we can pull up and scrap and see what's up. I can throw down 100% unanon and unjealous.

Like if dudes getting too big for his britches at this point (and I wouldn't know because I am not one of the 13 people who catch every single one of his "podcasts" I've only listened to like three or four before I completely checked out) then we can handle it man.

Like I don't have to be anonymous but if I'm going to reveal my name and my face it's going to be for action and nothing less. I know a lot of people think I talk it on here but that's because slim walk it. I'm completely ready to prove it if somebody's going to run around here running mouth about most of the users on this forum.

I just don't like the idea that him and a couple of other people who will remain nameless think that their shit don't stink and they run this forum now because they run a little YouTube show that 18 people listen to on the regular.

If @Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is lying then fuck him for stirring the pot, but if that monkey mouth Punk said that about all of us then hey I'm down to clown Charlie Brown. Because I happen to be one of the "jealous virgins who hides behind an anonymous account"

Anytime, motherfuckers. But if you're going to know everything about me it's going to be when you see a video of me smashing you into unconsciousness.

sir this is a comedy messageboard
 
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No beef but if the quote of him taking shit about "they're just virgins who have to hide behind anonymous accounts. They're just jealous" is accurate then fuck it dude we can pull up and scrap and see what's up. I can throw down 100% unanon and unjealous.

Like if dudes getting too big for his britches at this point (and I wouldn't know because I am not one of the 13 people who catch every single one of his "podcasts" I've only listened to like three or four before I completely checked out) then we can handle it man.

Like I don't have to be anonymous but if I'm going to reveal my name and my face it's going to be for action and nothing less. I know a lot of people think I talk it on here but that's because slim walk it. I'm completely ready to prove it if somebody's going to run around here running mouth about most of the users on this forum.

I just don't like the idea that him and a couple of other people who will remain nameless think that their shit don't stink and they run this forum now because they run a little YouTube show that 18 people listen to on the regular.

If @Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is lying then fuck him for stirring the pot, but if that monkey mouth Punk said that about all of us then hey I'm down to clown Charlie Brown. Because I happen to be one of the "jealous virgins who hides behind an anonymous account"

Anytime, motherfuckers. But if you're going to know everything about me it's going to be when you see a video of me smashing you into unconsciousness.

Im not loying, he said basically that in the podcast lol.

He said not to make fun of women anonymously, and that he looked at our posts and saw we were just loser virgins or whatever so the insulting posts "dont bother" him. LOL.

Someone else made a post saying thr haters were just jealous that he has a podcast and dan and robertmewler liked the post hahahaha. Delusional. Anthony cumia tier.
 

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Im not loying, he said basically that in the podcast lol.

He said not to make fun of women anonymously, and that he looked at our posts and saw we were just loser virgins or whatever so the insulting posts "dont bother" him. LOL.

Someone else made a post saying thr haters were just jealous that he has a podcast and dan and robertmewler liked the post hahahaha. Delusional. Anthony cumia tier.
I like your bit, but Dan specifically said that about you and not about the board in general. It was in reference to your pick up lines post. You know that. Please, don’t be disingenuous, it affects the bit
 
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I like your bit, but Dan specifically said that about you and not about the board in general. It was in reference to your pick up lines post. You know that. Please, don’t be disingenuous, it affects the bit

He never named me. He mentioned that pickup post tho yeh. He was talking about multiple people.
 

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No beef but if the quote of him taking shit about "they're just virgins who have to hide behind anonymous accounts. They're just jealous" is accurate then fuck it dude we can pull up and scrap and see what's up. I can throw down 100% unanon and unjealous.

Like if dudes getting too big for his britches at this point (and I wouldn't know because I am not one of the 13 people who catch every single one of his "podcasts" I've only listened to like three or four before I completely checked out) then we can handle it man.

Like I don't have to be anonymous but if I'm going to reveal my name and my face it's going to be for action and nothing less. I know a lot of people think I talk it on here but that's because slim walk it. I'm completely ready to prove it if somebody's going to run around here running mouth about most of the users on this forum.

I just don't like the idea that him and a couple of other people who will remain nameless think that their shit don't stink and they run this forum now because they run a little YouTube show that 18 people listen to on the regular.

If @Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is lying then fuck him for stirring the pot, but if that monkey mouth Punk said that about all of us then hey I'm down to clown Charlie Brown. Because I happen to be one of the "jealous virgins who hides behind an anonymous account"

Anytime, motherfuckers. But if you're going to know everything about me it's going to be when you see a video of me smashing you into unconsciousness.
The gullible idiot gets pulled in by a (admittedly funny) gimmick account. What a surprise.
 

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I don't know if you're stirring the pot or if he really said this but I will offer the same offer to Dan that I offered to Pat...

I will pay you $500 plus whatever anybody else wants to throw into a Kickstarter for you to get into any kind of ring with me whether it be boxing, MMA or whatever you want. I will give you 6 months to train. I am not a professional fighter I have not been trained in any kind of fighting. I am a 38 year old man who's in decent shape at best.

I will come with only one other person to film it. Win or lose I will dox myself but we will post the fight to the internet. Balls in your court homey. You gonna pussy out like Pat or throw down?
Dream scenario:
Dan actually takes Ricci up on his offer, and trains for 6 months. He shows up to the ring only to see Ricci reveal himself to be Joe Cumia, and Joe starches Dan within 15 seconds and then immediately goes into Layla
 
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No beef but if the quote of him taking shit about "they're just virgins who have to hide behind anonymous accounts. They're just jealous" is accurate then fuck it dude we can pull up and scrap and see what's up. I can throw down 100% unanon and unjealous.

Like if dudes getting too big for his britches at this point (and I wouldn't know because I am not one of the 13 people who catch every single one of his "podcasts" I've only listened to like three or four before I completely checked out) then we can handle it man.

Like I don't have to be anonymous but if I'm going to reveal my name and my face it's going to be for action and nothing less. I know a lot of people think I talk it on here but that's because slim walk it. I'm completely ready to prove it if somebody's going to run around here running mouth about most of the users on this forum.

I just don't like the idea that him and a couple of other people who will remain nameless think that their shit don't stink and they run this forum now because they run a little YouTube show that 18 people listen to on the regular.

If @Nikki's Prolapsed Anus is lying then fuck him for stirring the pot, but if that monkey mouth Punk said that about all of us then hey I'm down to clown Charlie Brown. Because I happen to be one of the "jealous virgins who hides behind an anonymous account"

Anytime, motherfuckers. But if you're going to know everything about me it's going to be when you see a video of me smashing you into unconsciousness.
Damn nigga! I wish we were friends irl. I'd be gassing you up to do mad funny shit.

"Yo, you see them MS13 niggas over there? They were talking mad shit about you at the bar the other night. Yo son, for real! You need to go handle that right now or everyone's going to think you're a bitch!".
 
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I wanna see a one sided fight like when Lowtax got beat up by Uwe Boll and everyone lost all respect for him. That ten or so year downward spiral to his suicide was a sight to behold. Let’s do that here for the bit.

Here’s the video for the kids:
 
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So after reading what I said, let me just be clear: alcohol was involved yesterday. Maybe I jumped the gun and came in a little aggressively.

That being said, I still stand by what I said. If this dude is talking shit about us because he wants to be the next Opie/Maxwell (making fun of girls is NAAAAHT FUNNY!) then we can handle it in the place of his choice.

And I didn't challenge him to a fistfight. I challenged him to a sanctioned sparring match with rules and a referee like I did with Pat. I'm not going back to jail over some dude who may or may not have called me an anonymous virgin who's jealous of his YouTube show that gets less views than an Opie stream.

Damn nigga! I wish we were friends irl. I'd be gassing you up to do mad funny shit.

"Yo, you see them MS13 niggas over there?
Ms13? Never heard of her.
 
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