Just had a cold shower 🚿 before going to the bar.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

During karaoke I might tell everybody I have a announcement. than blow my head off!!!

Hahahahahvaa

If you do karaoke, record it for us. Sing Man In The Mirror.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They fuckin' follow eachother on the wind ya know
Cuz they got no place to go
Jatch jwhy I wantchja ta know

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You want to make the whole bar love you? "Friends in Low Places" will bring the house down every time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm starting with the nigger in the mirror
I'm asking him to bleach his skiiin

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You want to make the whole bar love you? "Friends in Low Places" will bring the house down every time.

This is bullshit advice, Jim. Do Man In The Mirror and preface it with a long, angry speech about how Michael Jackson is a misunderstood genius.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What songs you gonna do? I'd like to hear your rendition of "Rhinestone Cowboy" or "Hot Rod Lincoln"

These would both be hilarious too. I could see him having a meltdown during Hot Rod Lincoln "my pappy said son, I NEVER BELIEVED IN YOU BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING NIGGER if you don't stop drivin' that Hot. FUCK! Rod. FUCK! Lincoln. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jim has gone quiet. Do you think this is a good thing or a bad thing? Has he found true love or did he blow his head off? We may never know.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It's only been half an hour. I think he may just be enjoying himself. Fingers crossed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's only been half an hour. I think he may just be enjoying himself. Fingers crossed.

I'm rooting for him. I hope he does a duet of Islands in the Stream with a bitch with big tits.

Or maybe that Paula Abdul song with the cartoon cat.

 

[guest]

Pride month sucks a cock. Redundant.

Every bar is packed with dykes and dumb cunts who let some dyke convince them they are one.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What songs you gonna do? I'd like to hear your rendition of "Rhinestone Cowboy" or "Hot Rod Lincoln"

Nigger Fucker by DAC would bring down the house

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Nigger Fucker by DAC would bring down the house

That's a good one. Better pick for a biker bar, too.

 

[PickleRickle]

I wish you good luck in sticking around long enough for last call so that you can bring a full out cocksucker home with you.

 

[PickleRickle]

If you do karaoke, record it for us. Sing Man In The Mirror.

Maaan, I actually dig that song.