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It's like my father always said: why fuck your mother when your aunt's so much sexier?
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Just got into an argument with my neighbor for parking in my spot.
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Don't just kick the door in. You gotta break through the threahold and get in there. Scream, smash things, threaten physical harm. Really terrorize the guy.
EDIT: @Terry's got the right idea.
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Is it actually your spot or where you park every day? Not that it makes a huge difference.
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Oh yes I've I've those. Key is to take the pointy looking side and rest it in the stem and leave it there so air can escape for a bit then go in and take the valve out.We had shit trash neighbors that would literally park in front of our driveway, blocking us from leaving whenever they would party. So got a stem cap remover from Walmart for $2, in the bike aisle. They remove the Schrader valve core from the tire. This is both cheaper/less damaging than slashing their tires, as all they need to is replace the stem valve, and more of a time wasting pain in the ass, as they have to find out why the tire is deflated and then buy and install stem valves. Make sure you slowly remove the valve and wear hearing protection, if you go too fast the air escaping is very loud.
They don't park in front anymore.
I've done it to a motorcycle tire with full pressure and the schrader valve shot out like a bullet.
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He’s really wrong then. What an idiot.
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Got the apology.
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Ask him to mail you a card as well because you were very uhhfended.Got the apology.
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My spot !
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I pray that all these fucking idiots you have to deal with just combust spontaneously in the near future.
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Not too much you could have done
If you fuck with his car right now, he will know for sure it was you. Don't hit him either, unless he gets in your personal space.
Just wait in the shadows and look for an opening. It's fucked up to mess with someones car, maybe call his work and let them know? Do him like we did Brother Joe back in the day....
If you fuck with his car right now, he will know for sure it was you. Don't hit him either, unless he gets in your personal space.
Just wait in the shadows and look for an opening. It's fucked up to mess with someones car, maybe call his work and let them know? Do him like we did Brother Joe back in the day....
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I'm just gonna call one of my towing buddies the moment I see him do it again.
That's what I told him I would do last night next time he does it and he called me a tough guy, which made no sense, so he better not try to be slick and do it again because I will be petty and have him towed.
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Are wreckers required to tow a vehicle to a secure location such as a tow yard? Probably, but if they aren't that would be a very fun fact.
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Fuckin tough guy Artie getting his tough guy towing buddies OOHHWWOOWWHHOWWHH
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Tow people are saints on earth if you're on their good side. Reliable people who will sometimes pay you for giving them business.
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Because of your photo, I picture you as MC Serch in all of these scenarios and it’s hilarious
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Artie really should've spit some game at him. Grown ass man education.
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Yo, between me and you? Why you ain’t wearing a rubber, B?