Just dropped 2 weeks of leave for a cross country road trip, and will 100% be stopping at Hooligan’s Super Bar

[NortheastPhilly]

Im so excited

 

[guest]

Be sure to ask for the meatloaf and say it comes highly recommended from your friend Pat.

 

[DominusOdium]

Don't use your credit card, I heard they'll give your information out to any fat unemployed child abandoner that rolls up.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Thank you for your service and God speed.

 

[guest]

Ask for Amber the bartender. I'm pretty sure she knows all about Patrick.

 

[guest]

All of us making pilgrimage to Hooligans like the muslims go to mecca is a solid bit

 

[AntSucks]

Tell them you're a travelling salesman and you've got the barstool of the future

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Remember to pull your laptop out at the bar so everyone thinks you're important.

 

[Raymond]

Guess this is another one of these no-pay-off ones. You'll probably just continue to suck cock on a boat as usual.

 

[Stent]

You will be identified, trespassed, neutralized, arrested, incarcerated, executed, and cremated.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

If he tries to bother you, use your army man techniques to quickly neutralize him.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Im so excited

The easiest troll job is to just sit at the bar with your laptop open and say you're an author traveling for inspiration. Hooligan's can't have two.

 

[The REAL JDA]

Im so excited

You have been instructed to cease going to this public bar. Continuing to do so constitutes felony drinking harassment. Do not go to this bar again.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Sit in Pat's spot

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Graffiti the bathroom

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sit in Pat's spot

Ew.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Sit in Pat's spot

The only barstool with shit skids on it

 

[guest]

"excuse me sir... Sir, thaT is my seat"

"is iT child?"

"(gasps) My atalker!"

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Scaredy Pat's going to begin exclusively patronizing the Swinging Door.

 

[FurBurger]

Tell them you're a travelling salesman and you've got the barstool of the future

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Imagine the ungodly scream that thing would let out if he sits on it.