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Just bought a switch 2

TravisPickle

DMAN did nothing wrong.
I have the collection on PS. It's timing. To appreciate a good games. Symphony of the Night is my all time favourite.

I'm gutted I sold it.
Awww fuck.Yeah, that would bug me, i've lost/traded a lot of retro shit that would be considered borderline grails (at least for someone like me that wont spend $1000 on fuckin' Snatcher)
 
Too young even for you, like I said, 50cc.


All Nintendo games are insanely expensive and used copies often go for barely below their retail price. That shit sucks.
Almost every pre-2010 on every console is unavailable to buy as a new or in-print copy.


 

Anna's Community Manager

Better hair than Bam
update on mario kart: switch 2

Every track is just one long track with no repeats, so you dont get to memorize a track's lay out. I dont like this. I like memorizing a track and developing a strategy. You cant do this anymore. That’s bs

The animation looks like something from a Despicable Me movie. I dont like this. I like the way older games look.

Also the tracks are vast and I have megalophobia, so I'm a bit terrified when I'm playing it.
Just keep playing the tracks until you learn them, thumbster
 

Anna's Community Manager

Better hair than Bam
I have it together. If I didn’t have this I wouldn’t have it together and I’d go postal for lack of faggot games

Double dash is still my favorite Mario kart title. The co op was the best racing mechanic ever, some dumb reason they don’t bring it back
I bet you always sat on the back and threw items so you wouldnt have to assume responsibility for actually winning
 

TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

Reup on diapers tomorrow hmu
I bet you always sat on the back and threw items so you wouldnt have to assume responsibility for actually winning
No Im actually quite competitive, and if I'm playing with someone who gets angry I almost nearly always win when I can annoy someone.
Just keep playing the tracks until you learn them, thumbster
You dont get it. There's a ton of them and they're all long as fuck.
 
I'm talking current and last Gen. Ita very hard to find used copies of switch games under 35 bucks.
Imagine all the great nieces and nephews in 80 years inheriting their uncle's enormous Switch collections only to wind up with a bunch of useless cartridges because all the Switches out there died due to batteries and capacitors leaking everywhere. Maybe they can make little CO2-powered launchers and shoot them at each other
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
Disclaimer the only reason I know this rubbish is because my younger cousins were weebs and they went on to have nerdy weeb kids who spergily monologue at me about Pokemon, Turtles, Minecraft, Marvel etc.:


I always took James to be gay and attached to Jesse non-sexually, as well. It does happen between nelly men and strong bossy women. However:

In one only half-canonical epilogue arc of the Pokemon mangas in Japan, the ending sees Jesse & James retiring from Team Rocket as a romantic couple, presumably by this point in their 30s. Jessie is even depicted as pregnant with her & James' child in a final shot together--no word on the sex or name of the baby (fans dubbed it 'Jules' or 'Jewels' depending on how you transliterate it) Meowth still lives with them as their pet, oddly as all throughout the story and the anime he was adamant that he was no such thing.

The same ending also shows Jesse & James burying the hatchet with Ash & the Ketchum family in an ooc move, by kindly hand-delivering a letter from a still-globetrotting Ash to his mother (does she even have a name? And why did she allow her preteen son to drop out and leave home?) telling her about Ash's long-awaited achievement as the winner of a Pokemon League.

The artist for this book and others in the Pokemon japanese manga also draws hentai as a side hustle, which is disturbing. It's a living and probably pays well, though, one supposes.

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There is no way you got all that because your cousin's children keeps talking to you about Pokémon.
 

Toast

I was thinking of buying a steam deck for the flights that don't have seatback entertainment. Would the switch be a better option?
 
I was thinking of buying a steam deck for the flights that don't have seatback entertainment. Would the switch be a better option?
Depends on whether or not you already have a Steam library and what games you wanna play on it, of course. Just buy whichever one has the games you wanna play.

If they're on both: Steam Deck is more versatile and durable. Switch is thinner and takes cartridges. Choose whichever sounds better to you.
 
There is no way you got all that because your cousin's children keeps talking to you about Pokémon.
You've not met these sprogs, then. They've got Gen AlphADHD, or TikTok brain, or whatever. It's actually alarming how they infodump as if they're reciting a wikipedia page, then jump around from superificial topic to topic.
 
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