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Just bought a switch 2

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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We can hate Boomers all we want, but at least they gave up children's shit when they became adults. It's got to be weird as well as very intimidating to be a boy these days, looking at a toy or video game in a store and hoping to ask your (single) mother to buy it for you, but then you're crowded out by full grown adult men, who smell terrible, running up to the aisle and grabbing everything they can while squealing like babies.
 

LiberalPussy

We can hate Boomers all we want, but at least they gave up children's shit when they became adults. It's got to be weird as well as very intimidating to be a boy these days, looking at a toy or video game in a store and hoping to ask your (single) mother to buy it for you, but then you're crowded out by full grown adult men, who smell terrible, running up to the aisle and grabbing everything they can while squealing like babies.
I said this before, but as soon as your son is old enough to start liking girls, throw his toys in the trash.
 
We can hate Boomers all we want, but at least they gave up children's shit when they became adults. It's got to be weird as well as very intimidating to be a boy these days, looking at a toy or video game in a store and hoping to ask your (single) mother to buy it for you, but then you're crowded out by full grown adult men, who smell terrible, running up to the aisle and grabbing everything they can while squealing like babies.
Boomers didn't really have many lifelong franchises they could get into as kids and then just continue to consoom product. And even the tiny bit they could consoom, they did. Haven't you ever seen a dead boomer's stash of Coca-Cola or Elvis memorabilia? Nice shrine to a sugary soda, stupid.

Not that I'm defending millennials shitting themselves over new Nintendo systems. Those retards are hitting middle aged, still chasing that same high they got when they opened up a Nintendo 64 on their 9th birthday. That's their lives, just a cycle of remembering happier days before they had any responsibilities instead of actually trying to create or build towards anything that gives their lives meaning.
 
I bought my mom a Switch 4 years ago with those new Zelda games, she was hooked for the longest time. She's already bugging me for the Switch 2 until we seen how much it is. Fuck that, fuck the slants, fucking thing sucks.

Shinzo Abe wouldn't have allowed this.
 
James as a girl was a solid 8/10 -- way out of Norton's league.



Weren’t they initially supposed to be a married couple or something? Jessie was the most obvious beard since Anthony Cumia’s various “relationships”.

Disclaimer the only reason I know this rubbish is because my younger cousins were weebs and they went on to have nerdy weeb kids who spergily monologue at me about Pokemon, Turtles, Minecraft, Marvel etc.:


I always took James to be gay and attached to Jesse non-sexually, as well. It does happen between nelly men and strong bossy women. However:

In one only half-canonical epilogue arc of the Pokemon mangas in Japan, the ending sees Jesse & James retiring from Team Rocket as a romantic couple, presumably by this point in their 30s. Jessie is even depicted as pregnant with her & James' child in a final shot together--no word on the sex or name of the baby (fans dubbed it 'Jules' or 'Jewels' depending on how you transliterate it) Meowth still lives with them as their pet, oddly as all throughout the story and the anime he was adamant that he was no such thing.

The same ending also shows Jesse & James burying the hatchet with Ash & the Ketchum family in an ooc move, by kindly hand-delivering a letter from a still-globetrotting Ash to his mother (does she even have a name? And why did she allow her preteen son to drop out and leave home?) telling her about Ash's long-awaited achievement as the winner of a Pokemon League.

The artist for this book and others in the Pokemon japanese manga also draws hentai as a side hustle, which is disturbing. It's a living and probably pays well, though, one supposes.

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THE FAGGOT NIGGER

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
We can hate Boomers all we want, but at least they gave up children's shit when they became adults. It's got to be weird as well as very intimidating to be a boy these days, looking at a toy or video game in a store and hoping to ask your (single) mother to buy it for you, but then you're crowded out by full grown adult men, who smell terrible, running up to the aisle and grabbing everything they can while squealing like babies.
When I was 7 my dad bought us pokemon cards every Saturday. Now I think the stalls would all be empty because 35 year old dudes bought them all out.

 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
Have you played the GBA Castlevanias? They're incredibly fun, same with the DS versions. I'm not the RACIST you're replying to, but i'm such a fag that I have a poster of that Metroid image rolled up somewhere.
I have the collection on PS. It's timing. To appreciate a good games. Symphony of the Night is my all time favourite.

I'm gutted I sold it.
 
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