Just a pen light

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That’s the worst own goal since that Colombian motherfucker in the 1994 World Cup.

 

[Brooke Shields]

And why does he only have one video? If it's multiple times, shouldn't he have multiple videos? Why does he have a security camera that turns off after 30 seconds? Why doesn't he have any video of the guy's face? Where's the police report for the vandalism? And why is he so fat?

I have a feeling Nikki ruined the video when she came lumbering out asking why Patrick was drawing on his motor-bike so he just trimmed that out

 

[NoBacon]

When I first saw that footage it took me a while to understand what was going on because I genuinely, instantly, thought it was Pat. “Why did he send a clip of himself in his yard? Is that to show it works or something?”

 

[garbageman2244]

When I first saw that footage it took me a while to understand what was going on because I genuinely, instantly, thought it was Pat. “Why did he send a clip of himself in his yard? Is that to show it works or something?”

I've kind of thought that the video is actually him testing the system and he got the files mixed up but can't ever admit to it, which fits with the rest of his personality. That would require the assumption that the "vandalism" actually did occur, though, so it's admittedly unlikely.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat did you get that pen light off amazon?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Can someone remind me what lies Rick spouted about why the video is cut short? Tell me pies, tell me sweet piggy pies.

 

[Meownaw]

His inability to let things go and always having to correcT The record is psychotic. My name still isn't Rick, stlaker.