Just a daily reminder that Patrick isn't fat by any medical standard

[Humanatee]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

No sunglasses on Nigsters head. This is a bad AI generation

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Ok

 

[Bigsmooth]

Is this real lol?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Looks like 50 pounds of shit in a 10 pound sweater.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder if this was the play they see every year at Christmas where the bomb threat was called to the wrong place.

 

[Honey Badger]

He really is sadistic fucker for always choosing the worst pictures of his wife to make public

 

[SFWA liaison]

Is this real lol?

YES, it's his whatsapp pfp

he's a BIG guy

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Look at the light reflecting off those tits.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy fucking Christ. He gets exponentially fatter every time I see him. Look at how his bloated, fat head and chins connect to his tiny pencil neck. He's got the weirdest fucking build I've ever seen. He'd have to unbutton that collar to squeeze his giant head through there but his neck doesn't even come close to filling it out.

Also, what the fuck is Niki even doing with her face here? She realizes she's posing for a picture and she fucking does that.

 

[Honey Badger]

Also, what the fuck is Niki even doing with her face here? She realizes she's posing for a picture and she fucking does that.

Stupid monkey-lookin bitch

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy fucking Christ. He gets exponentially fatter every time I see him. Look at how his bloated, fat head and chins connect to his tiny pencil neck. He's got the weirdest fucking build I've ever seen. He'd have to unbutton that collar to squeeze his giant head through there but his neck doesn't even come close to filling it out.

Also, what the fuck is Niki even doing with her face here? She realizes she's posing for a picture and she fucking does that.

Knowing her it takes a couple drinks for her to stand next to her pig of a husband so she’s got a buzz here which explains the face.

 

[Andy Elliott]

what a couple of fuckin slobs. stay inside

 

[Dennis Denuto]

YES, it's his whatsapp pfp

he's a BIG guy

what? was his new number found?

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm pretty sedentary, drink a lot and eat like shit. Even at my heaviest Pat is probably 60lbs heavier than I was. Judging by the pics of his food he posts, it has to be alcohol. I wonder if he has to wake up in the middle of the night for a couple shots so he doesn't have DTs in the morning.

 

[SFWA liaison]

what? was his new number found?

no, it's the pfp for his usual 608-566-9287 number

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'm pretty sedentary, drink a lot and eat like shit. Even at my heaviest Pat is probably 60lbs heavier than I was. Judging by the pics of his food he posts, it has to be alcohol. I wonder if he has to wake up in the middle of the night for a couple shots so he doesn't have DTs in the morning.

From his tweeting and how he has manic episodes followed by 2-3 hours of silence I’m thinking he’s just waking up - start drinking - pass out - and has been repeating that for years. He’s shit faced as least twice a day.

 

[VizioDash]

He really is sadistic fucker for always choosing the worst pictures of his wife to make public

At least he has the decency to match her ugliness. He's a gentleman.

 

[Humanatee]

I'm pretty sedentary, drink a lot and eat like shit. Even at my heaviest Pat is probably 60lbs heavier than I was. Judging by the pics of his food he posts, it has to be alcohol. I wonder if he has to wake up in the middle of the night for a couple shots so he doesn't have DTs in the morning.

I remember in one of the interviews he did on his "media tour" he said he "drinks more than he should", which you know means every single day of the week. Combined with the slop he shovels in his mouth every day, he's a heart attack waiting to happen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hilarious that his old photoshops became a reality and they werent far off.