Just a cow and his betrothed having dinner

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I thought they were going to do it in 2020 but then covid happened. Probably had to spend all that wedding money to survive.

That’s dumb. Have your tiny, cheap wedding when COVID restrictions capped attendance at two guests but send out 500 invitations. Then sit back and watch the cash gifts roll in. It’s not too late to do this, Joe. Nobody wants to come to your wedding and many will gladly pay to be exempted from attending.

 

[Zeroman]

It honestly bugs the shit out of me that no one seems to agree with me when I say that she looks exactly like Jerry Orbach in a wig.

I’m picking up what you’re throwing down, brothaman.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It honestly bugs the shit out of me that no one seems to agree with me when I say that she looks exactly like Jerry Orbach in a wig.

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL Joe "worked" for two hours, thus he really deserves to spoil himself and blow his meager earnings immediately. He simply cannot squelch his niggerish impulses.

 

[guest]

It honestly bugs the shit out of me that no one seems to agree with me when I say that she looks exactly like Jerry Orbach in a wig.

No one puts Bessie in the corner!

 

[guest]

The resemblance is uncanny.

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Those teeth are the finest urinal porcelain money can buy

 

[Zombie247]

Lazy cunt. No decency.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Those teeth are the finest urinal porcelain money can buy

"Yeah, Jerry, ya won't believe it! We got it straight from Kohler!"

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The resemblance is uncanny.

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[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I'd rather fuck him than her

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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I think Joe is a psychic vampire, her life force is being drained in every pic

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Carol's hair is thinning

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

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Why does he post this stuff — publicly, no less — if he was so traumatized by attention from pests? It’s not even under his own name, so it’s not like he can say he’s forced to post for fan engagement. This is embarrassing.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

She kinda looks like Linda Lavin. Not like Joe is some sought-after bachelor.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why does he post this stuff — publicly, no less — if he was so traumatized by attention from pests? It’s not even under his own name, so it’s not like he can say he’s forced to post for fan engagement. This is embarrassing.

Because he’s got the mindset of a teenaged girl when in realty he’s a 63 year old man.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

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I forget his acting name but Carol looks remarkably like John Lock from Lost, but in a wig.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It honestly bugs the shit out of me that no one seems to agree with me when I say that she looks exactly like Jerry Orbach in a wig.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is sushi on his diet? He was supposed to look like an AIDS patient by now. He promised.