Just a cow and his betrothed having dinner

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
I thought they were going to do it in 2020 but then covid happened. Probably had to spend all that wedding money to survive.
That’s dumb. Have your tiny, cheap wedding when COVID restrictions capped attendance at two guests but send out 500 invitations. Then sit back and watch the cash gifts roll in. It’s not too late to do this, Joe. Nobody wants to come to your wedding and many will gladly pay to be exempted from attending.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
It honestly bugs the shit out of me that no one seems to agree with me when I say that she looks exactly like Jerry Orbach in a wig.
The resemblance is uncanny.

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Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Why does he post this stuff — publicly, no less — if he was so traumatized by attention from pests? It’s not even under his own name, so it’s not like he can say he’s forced to post for fan engagement. This is embarrassing.
Because he’s got the mindset of a teenaged girl when in realty he’s a 63 year old man.
 
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