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AntsBatteryCharge

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Do ya

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"I cannot rely solely upon my home gym, stlakers, because I require heavy weights."

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FurBurger

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"11 trips to the gym"

...which is in his attic. He's celebrating, and posting about, making it upstairs to his attic. Unless he's just making it up; and (like his shitty fiction) he's forgotten to think about the mechanics involved.

[Archived, because that's a funny one.]

And let's grab Thanksgiving Two and Thanksgiving Three as well, and some pie for dessert.
 
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So many hateable things about this photo. The way he has to "stage" everything like he's taking a picture of food at a Michelin-starred restaurant. Fork on the plate, etc. The fact that the plate is full of carbs with little protein. Even the fucking ham is covered in some kind of carbs (cranberry sauce?). It looks like, as usual, he fatly ate a piece of ham before his pig brain realized he needed to take a picture of this slop to show "his following". There's a void where a 4th piece of ham should be. But the thing that bugs me the most are those fucking rolls. He's too lazy to cut the roll and butter it so he just slapped a tablespoon of butter on each one. Only a fat, lazy glutton would do something like that. Jesus Christ he's such an uncivilized rube.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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So many hateable things about this photo. The way he has to "stage" everything like he's taking a picture of food at a Michelin-starred restaurant. Fork on the plate, etc. The fact that the plate is full of carbs with little protein. Even the fucking ham is covered in some kind of carbs (cranberry sauce?). It looks like, as usual, he fatly ate a piece of ham before his pig brain realized he needed to take a picture of this slop to show "his following". There's a void where a 4th piece of ham should be. But the thing that bugs me the most are those fucking rolls. He's too lazy to cut the roll and butter it so he just slapped a tablespoon of butter on each one. Only a fat, lazy glutton would do something like that. Jesus Christ he's such an uncivilized rube.
do people really put jam on ham??
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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I think it's cranberry sauce. That ham is probably so dried out from him reheating it that he needed something to moisten it up. Either that or he's a baby that needs something sweet with his protein.
still why would you put that on meat? there are so many sauce to pick from. imagine dipping mcnuggets with em
 
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