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Holy Shit that was funny. Pat bought jumping boxes yet he’s very fat and 42. Even Pat knew that was a stupid purchase because he never mentioned them again.
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Holy Shit that was funny. Pat bought jumping boxes yet he’s very fat and 42. Even Pat knew that was a stupid purchase because he never mentioned them again.
I hear it will be under new, exotic management soonHam Planet Fitness is a place I need to go more often
It's still a good place for a single man to get some cardio in at 2am & look at asses...LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH yechI hear it will be under new, exotic management soon
All fitness enthusiasts use an X to describe their workout routines. No need to describe what form of training you are doing or which muscle groups you are exercising, just an X is sufficient.
On the top floor of his 150 year old house, where he also put all his weights and stuff in one small surface area. The second he starts using those he’s going to jump straight through his floor.
Like Saturday and Sunday aren't days of the week. And of course it's a fucking star fags calendar
Just noticed that the only difference between the two types of Xs is that one is in pen and the other in sharpie. Like they can't use the same pen. Of course that would make it obvious that he just scribbled a bunch of Xs like a dopamine starved faggot.Like Saturday and Sunday aren't days of the week. And of course it's a fucking star fags calendar
He’s a guy that has nothing but free time so he should be almost everyday doing something. Fat lazy fuck.
He’s a 42 man without a job yet still sees the weekend as “rest days” everyday is the weekend if you don’t have a job.Like Saturday and Sunday aren't days of the week. And of course it's a fucking star fags calendar
lmao he made sure he and the wifey has the same amount of X on it, so lazy mang
I've never seen someone who claims to go to the gym as much as he does be so fucking fat.
After he got kicked out of that fitness club, he signed up for Planet Fitness. His trips to the gym are on Pizza night, donut day, and any other day where they give free food. The X isnt to signal a work out, its a signal that he went to the gym for his free food.All fitness enthusiasts use an X to describe their workout routines. No need to describe what form of training you are doing or which muscle groups you are exercising, just an X is sufficient.pizz
I've never seen someone who claims to go to the gym as much as he does be so fucking fat.
I'm sorry you're so stupid child, X is what fit, trim, actual tough guys use as all of my workouts are "total body" as in my total body sits on a stool eating healthy protein laden meat loaf and carb loading Miller Lights.All fitness enthusiasts use an X to describe their workout routines. No need to describe what form of training you are doing or which muscle groups you are exercising, just an X is sufficient.
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