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Juden Peterstein is having a meltdown on X

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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How sad is someone's life that they need this dweeb as a father figure? Even says "go clean your room" and everything. That's one of the only things he's right about: people should take care of cleaning up their own messes before they take on the concerns of the world. For instance, if you're a weepy pencil-necked geek with a pill addiction and a daughter whoring around the world and cutting your balls off in public, maybe straighten that out before giving other people advice on how to live.

Plus Jesus and Epictetus already said it better. And they didn't cry about it either.

Zoomers are overwhelmingly born to single moms and any proper masculine or spiritual guidance centers like church or shop class or hunting are banned for making godless whores uncomfortable. They have no choice but to hop on the eDaddy train.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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Zoomers are overwhelmingly born to single moms and any proper masculine or spiritual guidance centers like church or shop class or hunting are banned for making godless whores uncomfortable. They have no choice but to hop on the eDaddy train.
There's a lot of male YouTubers who fit that eDaddy archetype, or eBig Brother, and alot of them are outside the realms of self-inprovement.

Athlean-X is one that comes to mind. Go to his comment section and it's a bunch of young boys behaving like fangirls over Jeff Cavaliere.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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That athlean x guy looks like shit.
He has the same stupid face as that Vice chick from Apostlegate.

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TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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You just can't win Dougster

I still think you should stick with the dracula women of Romania

The one I met looked like this

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Only problem was her breath stunk
Bro, you trying to kill Douglas? Where do you think the tales of the blood drinking demon that must be invited into your home, "traveler from Eastern Europe", can be attracted by leaving coins on the ground, fears the goddamn cross...Romanian babes are sexy as hell, but its over, man. The Longnose is everywhere.
 
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Bro, you trying to kill Douglas? Where do you think the tales of the blood drinking demon that must be invited into your home, "traveler from Eastern Europe", can be attracted by leaving coins on the ground, fears the goddamn cross...Romanian babes are sexy as hell, but its over, man. The Longnose is everywhere.
Just implement a hard "No Gypsies" rule. Make sure that bitch is Catholic
 
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