I just need to know how Josiah reeled in this fat bass? Was it the spic accent ?
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I had to filter out a lot of photos of you looking like you're a broooooding rockstar but I think I got the right gal.Look her up. I don't think she's what you're really thinking she is.
Gosia Mielech.
Aw look how happy and regular he isI had to filter out a lot of photos of you looking like you're a broooooding rockstar but I think I got the right gal.
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I liked when he started snoringMy favorite Josiah quotes:
"Fuuck!" when the call drops out at the beginning.
"Yeah, I did" (listen to the hearing)
"Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does.."
"FUCK YOU!" (after Pig's scream)
"IT does maTTER!!!"
Pig was in rare form but let's not overlook Josiah's hilarity.
Tyler Burden (somebody beat me to it and I didn't see it before I posted it. I'm not lying. Genuinely).I love how his inflection is completely different in this one. He was actually just talking like a person in the other ones, but in this one, he's in full "Patrick S. Tomlinson" character. That's what a phony fuck he is, he can't even talk shit without slipping into another persona. He's such a coward, he needs a fictional character to fight his battles for him.
This is 100% it. I think he created this persona after multiple personal life failures, and can slip into it as needed to defend himself. The buffoon we normally see - Bostaff Pat, Space Model Pat, Jogger Pat - these are his true self. When those are challenged, 80's Kickass British Secret Agent Pat comes out with his witty comebacks and logical reasoning.Listening again, it seems more weird than it is funny, though it is plenty funny. Its like he slips into a dissociative episode or his safe-space personality; his coping mechanism for being outsmarted so badly his psyche can't handle it. Hes absolutely certifiable and should be locked up in a rubber room with a strait (lol) jacket.
But of all those faggots, only one vehemently denies suffering from any mental illness whatsoever: Fat. Because Fat is truly fucking crazy. It's like the old saying goes: The thing that makes crazy people crazy is that they don't know they're crazy.
This is a great idea. Honestly, if you guys are gonna text him everyday; you should at least hit him with this.After listening again, I have a request for Pat: I will pay all of the reimbursed fees you're about to owe Queso101 (current approx ARV of $23,000) if you can get on Ben Shapiro's shitty show and argue with him about your dumb abortion tweet.
That's cash on the barrelhead, Fatso, and all you have to do is be yourself and get humiliated and repeat the same awful four lines over and over again like a six year old.
The one thing left that confuses me is how Josiah convinced Pat that he was a real reporter and to sit down for the interviews. I've seen screenshots of people trying to do the same bit before, and paranoid Pat has always asked for a writing portfolio or a link to their LinkedIn.