Joseph is out on the town in Oslo

[Slackjawed Cow]

He also has the mentality of a dude in their late teens / estay twenties: “smile in the photo? What am I, gay?”

Fucking retard with his tough guy face in every photo…

Im sure everyone was like " Oh, look out. A badass is coming through." as he waddles past with his bowlegs.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He just ruins every picture. That astronaut photo could've been cool but he had to make his dumb, wrinkly head the focal point. He took those pictures of the beautiful waterfall a while back and again, botched the photos by inserting himself grimacing like a confused old fuck in filthy, faded, stretched out, bum clothes.

I have an ugly aunt who instinctively rolls her eyes back like the undertaker and looks pissed off in every picture. She absolutely ruined a bunch of my cousin's wedding pictures because she just can't fake a smile for a second.

 

[wbgreen]

They eat raw fish I know but sushi is still Japanese food. At least get some smoked salmon and the open sandwich thing they do. Make a little attempt at appreciating the culture while you're there.

Day old sushi is probably all he could afford.

 

[Zombie247]

For the love of God! Buy new clothes. Dirty tramp. COD AW 2014.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

For the love of God! Buy new clothes. Dirty tramp. COD AW 2014.
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He is such a dirt bag. Sorry to Europe for having to see him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For the love of God! Buy new clothes. Dirty tramp. COD AW 2014.
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I just realized, does Joe's nonsense armband tattoo actually say JOE? He is the type of uncreative, retarded loser to get his own first name tattooed on himself.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I hope he exclaims to some local fellow at the viking museum " Boy, it's amazing what we accomplished back in them days, huh!" or " Bro, I'd love to have this on my wall at home next to my katana."

 

[TorpidSloth]

He's going to feel like a twerp. 6'1 might feel tall when you're lording it over East Coast Jew/Wop mutts, but it's 13 year old boy territory in Norway.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Always nice to go to a place with a culture you will likely never experience again and eat sushi. No McDonalds or Papa John's nearby, you fucking cretin?

Nikki said the lutefisk is divine

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I'm hoping Brotha Joe eventually makes a friend among the crew for these outings. Seeing him taking selfies with a 22 year old Ghanian crew member would dance the waltz on my ribs

 

[TaintofGeorge]

He's Kamen Rider, (louis B Finley) reference

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

What’s more embarrassing? Euro Pats outfit or Joe wearing a call of duty shirt and Airborne hat?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

One of my favorite moments is when Moo called into Opie and Jim like that day after and you could literally hear his bottom lip trembling. I guarantee Joseph was crying.

I can't blame Joe, he had a cushy routine gig going on and his brother had to mess that up in his 60's.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Waddling around in his tatty COD T shirt with his disgusting pits blazing, yuck. No wonder Europeans think Americans are gross slobs.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Really hope some euro crack head mugs him or robs him on one of these adventures

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Really hope some euro crack head mugs him or robs him on one of these adventures

Why would they mug an obviously homeless bum?

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

I wonder if the scooter rental was COMP'D?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What’s more embarrassing? Euro Pats outfit or Joe wearing a call of duty shirt and Airborne hat?

Joe is always wearing one of his standby shirts in literally every single picture, and has been for years. The only conclusion you can reach is that they're the only four or five shirts he even owns. He probably has a few more at home, but they're way too tight to wear anymore. Imagine being Joe's age and only owning four shirts, and they all have something gay printed on them. Sons Of Anarchy, Call Of Duty, Airborne, the man doesn’t own even one regular, normal shirt, not even a plain T shirt or hoodie. It's hard to fathom how that can even happen.

 

[Petworth dude]

What’s more embarrassing? Euro Pats outfit or Joe wearing a call of duty shirt and Airborne hat?

At least Joe's dressing like his authentic self. Pat, on the other hand, intentionally purchased and wore that Eurotrash shirt under the impression that he'd look cool and fit in, being the retarded delusional fuck that he is.

EDIT: Joe's shirts actually fit him, too. Meanwhile, Pat has been in denial about his weight gain for five-plus years, thus he sees no need to update his wardrobe. Probably because he can't afford to.

 

[quasi101]

Here you go go "brojo"

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