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Never have I hoped for a russian invasion by sea more than now.
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I can only hope that he is assuming he just gets a regular room and he end up here. If it happens I bet he quits after the first trip.View attachment 181249
This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.
brother joe is the one man boomer band. the cruise saves a lot of money by not having to pay for a full band. i wonder if part of his compensation Joe negotiated for a stateroom.View attachment 181249
This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.
“Well yes, AntH, $1500. I’ve been living in a bunk bed for 3 weeks, I figured you could splurge on a premium economy sea…Oh, ok. I guess bulkhead is fine…”"Hey, Ant? Yeah, it's me. Listen, I'n stuck in Oslo, and I need you to PayPal me $1500 for a plane ticket home. Nah, it didn't work out, they really fucked me over, and...huh? Need I remind you that I sent the tape to Opie, and without that you wouldn't even have...uh-huh, yeah. It's "[email protected]". Thanks, bro."
Holy fuck, that's miserable. It's like jail. I'd never sign up for that shit. I literally can't sleep if I hear someone snoring. I'd end up going crazy. I hope his roommate makes him take the top bunk. Imagining Fat Joe struggling to get up there with his bow legs is very funny to me.View attachment 181249
This is what the crew cabin looks like on the Royal class of Princess' ships, which is what he's gonna be on. While being so tall clearly got Milla Jovovich wet, I'm guessing it won't help fitting into that bed.
I don't think they're going to be making any stops in Tunisia or Libyathis is going to be an amazing trip! Brother Joe will get to see his homeland during the Mediterranean explorer cruise. I could never take a job like this with being able to eat buffet food all day long! Joe has a crazy amount of discipline though.
Joe is going to be bored to tears with fjords and the fact it'll be too cold to relax on deck with a cocktailView attachment 181120
That’s right. Get ready for a bunch of mooing, bitching, and complaining about EURO LIBTARDS from a 65 year old man sleeping in the third class cabins.
This also serves as a reminder that the Tweetin' Tunisian was once making millions a year with a job that had tons of vacation time and never once visited Europe. Ha ha hole ee shitthis is going to be an amazing trip! Brother Joe will get to see his homeland during the Mediterranean explorer cruise. I could never take a job like this with being able to eat buffet food all day long! Joe has a crazy amount of discipline though.
That's where the impoverished 3rd workers signing up for slave wages bunk. If they treat comics like talent then they will probably give Joe at least what they get. It'll probably be lower end interior cabin with no windows. Would be funny if they gave him a higher end unbooked cabin the first leg then he gets cold water thrown on him realizing he's spend the next 22 day stretch in a windowless cramped space. And Joe is going to realize quickly the fun of being on a cruise ship alone wears off pretty quickly and most firms of entertainment (gambling, drinking, eating food other than buffet slop) all cost money. If he wants to party to pass the time he could spend his entire pay on 10 dollar domestic cans.Holy fuck, that's miserable. It's like jail. I'd never sign up for that shit. I literally can't sleep if I hear someone snoring. I'd end up going crazy. I hope his roommate makes him take the top bunk. Imagining Fat Joe struggling to get up there with his bow legs is very funny to me.
I can't imagine having to spend every night in that for 4 months even with someone I really got along with and Joe's very likely going to be stuck with some 19 year old kid that is not white.
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