Joseph gives Gay Faggot a run for his money with a classic BroJoe Mooooo about cruising, snoring, and other horse shit

[bumbum8]

Yeah I'm sure it's a treat to be rooming with Moo as well, with all the meds he takes I'm sure he has that nursing home smell around the whole cabin. Poor guy probably gets shouted at not to touch certain areas because then he'll find the Jameson and cookie stash.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Of course Joe would think working at Guitar Center would be fun and easy because he likes shopping hanging out and annoying everyone there by butchering 50 year old AC/DC riffs. This is a revelation most people learn at their first retail job when they’re 16.

He loves eating burgers, he should get a job at McDonald’s next.

 

[Chive Turkey]

It'll never stop busting my ribs that, within an hour of him making the gleeful announcement that he's doing a cruise, people here made predictions on how horrible it would actually be, and nearly all of them came true. A bunch of Internet trolls took more time reading his contract in their bathroom breaks than he ever bothered to.

 

[Humanatee]

Joe has provided more entertainment with this cruise ship adventure in a few months than Patrick has in the last year. None of it needed to be milked from him either; he chose to do this and post constant updates complete of his own accord.

Joe will aways be our golden lolcow

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Joe has provided more entertainment with this cruise ship adventure in a few months than Patrick has in the last year. None of it needed to be milked from him either; he chose to do this and post constant updates complete of his own accord.

Joe will aways be our golden lolcow

Remember the users here calling for an effort to get him fired before it even started? Yeah, just let Joe be Joe and watch him blunder through his miserable existence.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Brotha Joe is just NOW realizing that working on a cruise is a more attractive option for a 21 year old Filipino or Nigerian living with his parents in a multigenerational household than it is for a 65 year old with a mortgage on Long Island ?

Fawkin' brutal

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

This SNOWFLAKE is not mentally TOUGH enough to hold any JOB more than 'few months' #LetsGoBrandon

 

[Bigsmooth]

He'll have PTSD flashbacks once he's back stateside any time he sees a Jolibee.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This SNOWFLAKE is not mentally TOUGH enough to hold any JOB more than 'few months' #LetsGoBrandon

They had the gall to expect the braying moron to do some work, and not stand there like an idiot holding court like he's Jeff Beck or something. Simple fact: Joe Cue-mia cannot get along with or work with others, as he has a work ethic that could politely be described as "niggerish" and a personality to match.

 

[BUBBLER]

Paging @Sue Lightning

3-5 gigs a day (let's say 4)
7 days a week
$119/gig
4 x 7 x 119 x 52 = ~$173,000/yr

Is Joe trying to claim he was tracking to make $173,000 a year doing this cruise? Am I retarded or is Joe just Joeing?

He’s talking out of his ass. He has already admitted to only making $3,500 a month for this “gig”.

 

[johnnynoname]

i came here solely for Judge Milian beach nudes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

i came here solely for Judge Milian beach nudes

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Lol imagine a decaying old moron like Joe or Ant insulting s woman's appearance. Yet both do this shit all the time. It might be even worse when Joe does it because he's just aping his brother's behavior without having any of the money or fame. That said ant is still delusional in his standards for women.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

It'll never stop busting my ribs that, within an hour of him making the gleeful announcement that he's doing a cruise, people here made predictions on how horrible it would actually be, and nearly all of them came true. A bunch of Internet trolls took more time reading his contract in their bathroom breaks than he ever bothered to.

COMPD

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Remember the users here calling for an effort to get him fired before it even started? Yeah, just let Joe be Joe and watch him blunder through his miserable existence.

For some reason he decided to give us daily play by play of his buffoonery

Or maybe for him it's color commentary

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Remember the users here calling for an effort to get him fired before it even started? Yeah, just let Joe be Joe and watch him blunder through his miserable existence.

They just don't get it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

lol at 70 years old or whatever he finally figured out what every young professional musician worth anything knows by the time they're 22. Good stuff, retard.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

BroJoe really is the gift that keeps on giving. His insane, embarrassing, and pathetic rants about his own life, made with absolutely zero self awareness, are funnier than anything that was ever on O&A. "A corporate slave ship" mere sentences before admitting that he's only working about four 45-minute sets a day. Apparently two hours of work is slavery. What a boomer retard baby.

 

[lowend73]

Melatonin, Benadryl, Earplugs

That is price you pay for sleeping in a closet with another man on bunk beds. Joe fails to make the best of a bad situation (could have saved his money, read some books, practiced his routine so he can give 100% and feel good about herself.)

But no, it is the same old story. Do enough to get by, and tell everyone how badass you are.