Joseph gives Gay Faggot a run for his money with a classic BroJoe Mooooo about cruising, snoring, and other horse shit

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL. He is such a baby.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

"I'm totally done with cruising"
BIG APPLE RANCH IN DISTRESS!!!

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Somewhere on Facebook is a Bulgarian gentleman complaining about sharing a cabin with Joe. Audio clips of him moo'ing in his sleep and a picture of a hotdog.

Ps do you have the audio? For prosperity.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

LOL! I told an anecdote the other day about my friend thinking Guitar Center would be a "dream job", but he was only 17 at the time. You can always count on JoeH to volunteer information that shows how retarded he is.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Somewhere on Facebook is a Bulgarian gentleman complaining about sharing a cabin with Joe. Audio clips of him moo'ing in his sleep and a picture of a hotdog.

Ps do you have the audio? For prosperity.

When it comes to the Internet I’m just like JC. I don’t know how to copy the sound file

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

is a known chronic snorer.
Known to who? Who is this legend?

Spent hours and hours there as a guest.
Like he was invited to hang out and bother the sales team. As if he's a 3D advert and hiked up guitar sales by playing Led Zep all fucking day.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
His little brother was recently hospitalised. Joe's talking about working 35 hours a week.

I feel like this was done with malice

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

@Gay Faggot. How annoyed does this make you that Brother Moo bested you just by being himself? There’s only one JOSEPH CUMIA, Libtards!

 

[FatPatsBaps]

The first two lines read like a fat, diabetic version of Stallone's character in Lock Up where he's routinely tormented by a vindictive prison warden for the last six months of his sentence.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"A corporate slaveship"

HAHA HOLEE SHIIIIIIT that obliterated my ribs

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

He is a Karen

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He wants so bad to quit and walk out with middle fingers up but they have his nuts in a vice.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Nice last resort, stupid

 

[Mike Glyer]

Paging @Sue Lightning

3-5 gigs a day (let's say 4)
7 days a week
$119/gig
4 x 7 x 119 x 52 = ~$173,000/yr

Is Joe trying to claim he was tracking to make $173,000 a year doing this cruise? Am I retarded or is Joe just Joeing?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He wants so bad to quit and walk out with middle fingers up but they have his nuts in a vice.

He’s on track to do something insanely stupid / belligerent in the next few days.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Haha the unnecessary shot at the Philippines just cos he's getting bossed around by them

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Haha the unnecessary shot at the Philippines just cos he's getting bossed around by them

And SUB-SAHARAN AFRICANS

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He’s on track to do something insanely stupid / belligerent in the next few days.

Im going to need robot ribs installed if he cant tough out the last 6 days and quits. Willing to spend a bunch of money on a last minute international flight and a weeks pay. I love that he thinks its personal and they are secretly griefing him. There must be some more back story of him arguing with his supervisors. It also sounds like he has called/gone to HR a few times.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Im going to need robot ribs installed if he cant tough out the last 6 days and quits. Willing to spend a bunch of money on a last minute international flight and a weeks pay.

If that happens, I'll be convinced that we live in a simulation, and this was engineered just for us.