Joseph Cumia went from having a free ride, no need to work, to busking on the night before Thanksgiving

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Maybe a 25 year gap in your work history isn't a good thing?

You don’t think that walking to a radio station, handing over a cassette tape, and then going back to sleep is work?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

You mean someone like this fine fellow, who called the cops because his fries were cold despite there being a warrant out for his arrest on murder charges.

Even better, he volunteered that he was looking at potential homes with his fiancée. Was probably dumb enough to give brokers his SSN so they could see his complete record.