Joseph Cumia vs Citibank

[Slackjawed Cow]

He's posted enough details to piece together that he wasn't even going to be taking home 10k from this whole cruise mess.

I dont remember what he was supposed to be taking home but someone posted a rough number here.

Phone roaming fees $600 per month times at least 2 ( not sure if he is stopped it there or is just taking all 4 months up the ass)
Teeth repair ( I really have no idea what thats going to run him or how much carols insurance will cover) anyone have a guess?
The formal suit ( I forget what that ran him)
Bought sushi at least twice and who know what else he bought as a tourist.

 

[peckafacce]

Sure Joe, it’s the bank’s fault you can’t pay on time…why can’t cumias BEHAVE?!!

Its not his fault, he can only access wifi when he gets to a port

 

[We Have Everything]

He's right...I have American bank accounts and transferring money to and from is a hassle, especially if on a Friday. American online banking protocols are way behind the rest of the world (mere moments vs 1-2 business days).

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

In his mid-60s and still can't properly manage a checking account LOL. Before he left, Joe was very busy parading around, gloating about his big Solo Joe World Tour, and didn't prepare at all. And, despite having nothing to do for twenty hours a day, it took him months to finally check in and see if his retarded bills were being paid. Plenty of time for Facebook, though. Citibank sees charges coming in from some ATM in Estonia, puts a hold on his account, then Joe calls and can't remember the answers to his own security questions, then blames them. When he finally staggers back home, he should start the car in the garage, close the door, and just finish it already.

He cant ever accept responsibility. Its always the system keeping Joe down.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He cant ever accept responsibility. Its always the system keeping Joe down.

He's an obese elderly man-child who lives in a childish fantasy world, where he's a busy "professional musician". Meanwhile, he can't manage a bank account, or go to the dentist, or buy a new shirt once every five years. A simple call to the bank a week before he set sail would have resolved everything, but Joe was too busy gloating and "treating himself" to fancy coffee and poker games instead. Now he'll come home deep, deep in the hole, and be even more broke than he was before he left. Meanwhile, his hag and his kid will have their hands out, demanding more cash. It's gonna be hilarious.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Joe is the best Joeposter

Gives us all this shit unprompted

 

[WorId Wide Web Wyyzrd]

He's right...I have American bank accounts and transferring money to and from is a hassle, especially if on a Friday. American online banking protocols are way behind the rest of the world (mere moments vs 1-2 business days).

that's because you guys use dumb brown make believe funny money in the rest of the world

HERE, in America, they actually have to transfer the money to the banks and accounts

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe is the best Joeposter

Gives us all this shit unprompted

Joe is truly a buffoon among buffoons. He literally can't do anything without fucking it all up.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

why can't they behave?

 

[BatarianGuard]

Joe is truly a buffoon among buffoons. He literally can't do anything without fucking it all up.

And he *has* to advertise it to the world, because it's never his fault.

Embarrassing stories you wouldn't tell anyone instead become bragging stories of triumph.

Here he is proudly telling the world he's dumb & poor, but without any of the shame: he's amazing.

 

[UnPRePared]

Citibank will really feel the loss of that $2200 a year in small bills and change Joe earns busking.

So so so so so you're saying you DON'T WANT my jars of PENNIES !?!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

So so so so so you're saying you DON'T WANT my jars of PENNIES !?!

He’s going to dump them all out on the desk at the teller. “SO SO SO YOU’RE SAYING THIS DOESN’T WORK LIKE A COINSTAR?”

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He’s going to dump them all out on the desk at the teller. “SO SO SO YOU’RE SAYING THIS DOESN’T WORK LIKE A COINSTAR?”

'YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COUNT THEM? BUT I'M THE CUSTOMER! YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT MY SOCKS FULL OF CHANGE!"

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

When he finally staggers back home, he should start the car in the garage, close the door, and just finish it already.

That poor little Fiat probably couldn't belch out enough carbon monoxide to do anything to this ol' cow.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Why do all the retarded characters from this forum think tweeting at corporations does something? I’m sure Citibank saw this tweet and gravely considered their mistakes.

Because it worked once for Nortom when twitter was still new

 

[UnPRePared]

Because it worked once for Nortom when twitter was still new

"Hey, you fucking ssssssccccummmbbaagggsssss at the Hoboken Hilton - egg whites don't have yellow in em! I'm on a low protein, low vitamin diet! And that spicy mustard gave me the runs! You MOTHERFUCKED me on the yellow mustard! #HANOIHILTON"

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

"Hey, you fucking ssssssccccummmbbaagggsssss at the Hoboken Hilton - egg whites don't have yellow in em! I'm on a low protein, low vitamin diet! And that spicy mustard gave me the runs! You MOTHERFUCKED me on the yellow mustard! #HANOIHILTON"

MUSTARD GASSERS!!!!!!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

And he *has* to advertise it to the world, because it's never his fault.

Embarrassing stories you wouldn't tell anyone instead become bragging stories of triumph.

Here he is proudly telling the world he's dumb & poor, but without any of the shame: he's amazing.

Everything is a triumph for Solo Joe. Teeth falling out? Some DIY dental work will fix that right up. Citibank hitting him with fees? He'll show them by taking his business elsewhere, thank you very much. Cruise ship gig not going so well? Solo Joe won't be signing any future contracts with THEM, at least not until his demands are properly met. Solo Joe always comes out on top.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Everything is a triumph for Solo Joe. Teeth falling out? Some DIY dental work will fix that right up. Citibank hitting him with fees? He'll show them by taking his business elsewhere, thank you very much. Cruise ship gig not going so well? Solo Joe won't be signing any future contracts with THEM, at least not until his demands are properly met. Solo Joe always comes out on top.

Maybe if he had dental insurance like a normal adult then it would be COMP’D.

 

[quasi101]

No fucking way a vintage joe post. Only true joe-posters know...