Joseph Cumia vs Citibank

[RoSmokedCrack]

Ofc somebody else is to blame.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

DWINDLING FUNDS IN DISTRESS

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Late fees, dental fees, cell phone roaming charges...I think that puts this endeavor at about -$9000 for JoeH.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Bum isn't paying his bills on time and going into overdraft and blaming the bank. DISTRESS.

Man in his 60s btw.

 

[JasperB]

Sure Joe, it’s the bank’s fault you can’t pay on time…why can’t cumias BEHAVE?!!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Tweeting will solve the problem thought the Cumia.

 

[wbgreen]

Citibank will really feel the loss of that $2200 a year in small bills and change Joe earns busking.

 

[JohnnyDoh]

The cruise job was the best thing to happen to this sub in a long time.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Citibank does suck, but that mixed with Joe's retardation is just pure bliss.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Tweeting will solve the problem thought the Cumia.

The intern in charge of reading these will differentiate this from the 5000 other boomer complaints they receive that day because this is from a big shot traveling abroad.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Losing teeth
Hated by everyone
Layla getting plowed
Lost Money at Casino
Lost Money at Dentist
Lost Money Cause Joe Doesn’t Know Ships Have Free WiFi
Lost Money Cause Fees
Joe is gonna go home with less money than he went on board with.

Sorry for the Citi Bank Person who has to hear on the phone how this is Bidens fault

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is great. Seems he is having a nice july 4th. HE thought he could manage the household bills while gone. He thought he would teach AT&T a lesson by not paying those high roaming charges really backfired. He thinks he will be able to storm into the bank and close his account when he gets home. He is really going be fuming when they say his account funds were seized while more monthly bills and penalty charges pile up. Im assuming its a joint account with carol too so she might not be able to even buy gas and cigarettes until this is resolved after the 20th. Its getting dicey in the cumia household.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

This is great. Seems he is having a nice july 4th. HE thought he could manage the household bills while gone. He thought he would teach AT&T a lesson by not paying those high roaming charges really backfired. He thinks he will be able to storm into the bank and close his account when he gets home. He is really going be fuming when they say his account funds were seized while more monthly bills and penalty charges pile up. Im assuming it’s a joint account with carol too so she might not be able to even buy gas and cigarettes until this is resolved after the 20th. It’s getting dicey in the cumia household.

Entitled Nigger

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Late fees, dental fees, cell phone roaming charges...I think that puts this endeavor at about -$9000 for JoeH.

What is that almost half of what he was supposed to bring home?

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why do all the retarded characters from this forum think tweeting at corporations does something? I’m sure Citibank saw this tweet and gravely considered their mistakes.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What is that almost half of what he was supposed to bring home?

The Cumias are classic Italian niggers who see revenue as profit. If a contract says he’ll make 10k, he thinks 10k in profit. He doesn’t consider any costs that go into the endeavor or even basic unforeseen risks like “What if i lose half my teeth on this cruise?” Or hell, seen here, how that 10k will last after he pays his fucking bills. Every Italian i’ve ever met is like this. And thats not even considering that Italians love luxury fucking past times. He saw 10k and didn’t think about his bills or unseen costs and thought it would be a good idea to go gamble in card games. Even if the teeth shit didn’t happen he would be in the hole through his snap impulse monkey brain. Fucking guidos.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

What is that almost half of what he was supposed to bring home?

He's posted enough details to piece together that he wasn't even going to be taking home 10k from this whole cruise mess.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL classic Joe buffoonery. He never notified the bank to let them know he'd be traveling abroad, so when the charges started coming in from Estonia and Oslo, they activated anti-fraud protection. Then, his auto-pays didn't work. And when he tried to contact them, he somehow fucked that all up too. All the end result of a lifetime of childish sloth and foolishness. And it all could have been easily avoided if he'd spent a few minutes behaving like an adult instead of Facebooking, tweeting, and strumming his queer guitars.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He can't remember his password and it's Biden's fault!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He can't remember his password and it's Biden's fault!

In his mid-60s and still can't properly manage a checking account LOL. Before he left, Joe was very busy parading around, gloating about his big Solo Joe World Tour, and didn't prepare at all. And, despite having nothing to do for twenty hours a day, it took him months to finally check in and see if his retarded bills were being paid. Plenty of time for Facebook, though. Citibank sees charges coming in from some ATM in Estonia, puts a hold on his account, then Joe calls and can't remember the answers to his own security questions, then blames them. When he finally staggers back home, he should start the car in the garage, close the door, and just finish it already.