Joseph Cumia solves the Fentanyl crisis

[Mick_Mickerson]

Is this the same guy who admitted to doing cocaine and smoking crack

To be fair, he also was a dealer

 

[bumbum8]

Well it's a good thing we pay our correctional officers and staff enough to make sure no drugs ever make it into the penitentiary. Yep, jails are well known for being a haven for the clean and sober. That's why we don't have any drug issues here even though we always lock junkies up.

What suggestions does Joe have for pedophiles? I've noticed he never really mentions that, for some reason.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Also why is fentanyl such a huge issue to these boomers?

Probably gets more focus in boomer media.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

I agree. We should also have stiff criminal penalties for reckless drivers who put lives at risk by using "the Joseph lane."

 

[Charles Kos]

That old gag

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Joe is a bum, a stunted adolescent retard who's contributed nothing to society over the course of his adult life. His dumb opinions are the childish babbling of a gay loser, who's too stupid to find a real job or even change his clothes regularly. He doesn't even know what fentanyl is.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So if an 18 year old is caught with "quantity" of fentanyl, now my tax dollars have to pay for him to be imprisoned for like the next 80 fucking years. Good idea, Joe.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So if an 18 year old is caught with "quantity" of fentanyl, now my tax dollars have to pay for him to be imprisoned for like the next 80 fucking years. Good idea, Joe.

It's always annoying when ne'er-do-well cumstains like Joe and Nana proffer their hard-line law and order hot takes, despite being little more than petty scofflaws themselves. Joe barely pays any taxes, he routinely ignores traffic laws, he scoffs at his local HOA's rules and regulations, and he glorifies the criminal antics of fictional biker gangs. He's also admitted to dealing cocaine and stealing from his workplace, with pride, I might add. The only reason he's not dead, in prison or living in some fetid welfare trailer near the junkyard is his little brother's talent for mimicking Howard Stern.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

We just need a snappy name. We haven't had a war for a few years, what would this war be on?

 

[Stent]

I hope Layla falls in with the meth crowd and ends up looking like Post Malone.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What suggestions does Joe have for pedophiles? I've noticed he never really mentions that, for some reason.

Its not illegal to jerk off to KP

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Just hot shot the fent so they all die

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Brother Joe used to be a crack and cocaine dealer and operated a crack house. I wonder if he would feel the same way about drug laws if he had been arrested? He could have easily done 20 years if they had found guns and drugs in their house.

From AntH's Book:

"
We never paid rent even though the landlord was constantly trying to shake us down for it. My brother ended up staying there for a little while too and sold coke out of the house.

We’d have people banging on the door at all hours of the mornings with stereos, shit stolen from their relatives and, in a perfect world, cash to purchase blow from my brother."

Do you have a signed copy?

 

[lowend73]

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I mean, if a trafficker gets busted, chances are there will be a huge prison sentence

Shit talk the Cartels Joe, put your money where your mouth is