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Peeler Joe is finding out the Potato market is hella volatile.
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The flabby-breasted dolt is just like his beer-addled brother, he has no ability to control his nigger-rich impulses at all. If Joe needed $100 to prevent the power from being shut off, then found a $100 bill on the ground, he'd immediately treat himself to a huge lunch at the diner, then pick up some new fancy guitar strings, then go home and whine about Joe Biden jacking up his electric rates. It's in their DNA, that childish sense of entitlement and the inability to control their hedonistic urges.Poor Joe, he never thought the gravy train would end. He spent 99% of what Nana gave him. Nice long term planning, stupid.
I'm pretty sure that guy diedI think Carol gets money from her ex husband and that’s why they’re not married.
Posting a picture of his IRA balance? That's fucking embarrassing, not the amount, just that someone would do it in the first place.
The amount is massively embarrassing too.
Can't wait for the incoming GOP-controlled House to try to cut Social Security, too.No, the amount is the embrassing part. The Cumia is pushing 70 and only has 50k? Probably relying on his Soc Sec to carry him through his retirement. Can't wait for the Soc Sec check rants he'll no doubt go on.
Social Security is largely dependent upon what you put in. If Joe has been hiding income by being paid in cash and not reporting it, or doesn't have 40 work credits he isn't going to get much. I expect Joe has been cheating the system and not reporting much of the little income he was getting. That 401K is going to last about 2 years. He should have 15x that at his age. He has no pension, little 401K savings and MIGHT get $1500 a month from SS if he waits until the retirement age off 66 and 10 months. He is well and truly fucked and will be begging for gitar case change until he dies. There is no retirement for him. https://smartasset.com/retirement/minimum-social-security-benefitCan't wait for the incoming GOP-controlled House to try to cut Social Security, too.
Can't wait for the incoming GOP-controlled House to try to cut Social Security, too.
Joe will like whoever the next guy is that he's told to like.Joe still thinks Trump is the only republican option. He is going to have a heart attack when trump is officially not an option anymore. He is clinging onto hope that he can see his savior in office one more term.
He’s the bizarro PatJoe will like whoever the next guy is that he's told to like.
His stint in the military may have been brief, but it puts him way above Pat in terms of earned respect.He’s the bizarro Pat
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