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Looks like the bow legs and guy have made a strong return
Nice crowd, stupid
Nice crowd, stupid
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Joseph Cumia is livin’ large
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Got the retirement home jumpin.
What a rockstar.
What a rockstar.
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Moo probably rented it or he had to sell it when Baby Bro had to cut back on the residuals.
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Is this that elks club gig that he said " tickets are going fast!" ?
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Where is the light show we were promised?
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He does (or did) have a legit Gibson Korina Explorer but that one in the picture is a Hamer which were always the pieces of shit I'd see in pawn shops when I was a kid.just watched the vid, Joe sounds amazing. It does make me miss Gene though, they made amazing music together and had great chemistry. I wonder why Brother Joe doesn't use his edge guitar anymore? Are these worth a lot of money?
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Moose Lodge. The Elks have some, albeit low, standards.
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I hope they had red gatorade on hand.
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Joe is living large because he's fat, you see
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It's so funny how by anyone else's standards, this is the absolute bottom rung of the professional musician ladder, but for Joe, it represents a sizable accomplishment. He's spent his entire "career" in "just starting out" mode, and after forty-five years, dozens of guitars, accessories, recording equipment and "gigs", he's lurching around on a stage at the local Moose hall in front of a few dozen longtime neighborhood alcoholics. He didn't fall to wind up here, this is actually a step up for Joe, and that fact will never not be hilarious.
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His stance always looks like he just shit himself and he's trying to keep it from falling out of his tighty whiteys down his fart pants, brother.
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Nobody under 96 YOU LIVING THE DEAM JOE ARE YA? HUMILIATING!
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I bet he had his stupid tip jar out too.
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Right in front of the black garbage bag stage skirting, surely.
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METAMUCIL COMP’D!
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Prune juice, bran flakes, and multivitamins COMP’D. A benefit most “professional” musicians can’t afford.
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A benefit most of them don’t need because every self respecting musician dies young.Prune juice, bran flakes, and multivitamins COMP’D. A benefit most “professional” musicians can’t afford.
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Joe's knees don't even bend anymore, he has to hinge at the waist.....