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Like a frank with mustardHahahaha at the thought of him walking around in his silly yellow hat and life jacket.
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Like a frank with mustardHahahaha at the thought of him walking around in his silly yellow hat and life jacket.
There's no way Joe would go down with the ship. He'd grab some kid who'd been separated from their parents and pretend he was their grandfather like Billy Zane in Titanic or just push women and children out of the way to force himself onto a lifeboat like the Italian coward captain on that cruise ship.
At the first sign of danger Joe would throw his hat and vest overboard (because he's stupid) and try to leave with the passengers. How does he think he's going to not have to do this in future contracts? He may not have collateral duties (as funny as it is imagining him swabbing the decks, no he doesn't) but safety drills are mandatory for all crew. You kind of have to be sure in an emergency situation they know what to doThere's no way Joe would go down with the ship. He'd grab some kid who'd been separated from their parents and pretend he was their grandfather like Billy Zane in Titanic or just push women and children out of the way to force himself onto a lifeboat like the Italian coward captain on that cruise ship.
No they won't fuckstick. The boats will be full and they aren't risking themselves for a valor stealing coward. What an absolute faggot. This behavior is why he'd Never have made it in the army. He's the kind of selfish cunt that is useless as a soldier
A really great way to make sure you’re never hired on a cruise liner again - say that you’re going to abandon the safety drill during an emergency and jump 10 stories into the ocean.
That made me loff!Like a frank with mustard
What a shock, boomers can't understand having any obligation to others
I was hoping she was giving him a face palm of disgust. Even his biggest groupie thinks that crossed a line.What a shock, boomers can't understand having any obligation to others
Knowing joes circle of friends...I was hoping she was giving him a face palm of disgust.
Yeah he got 16 years in prisonWWAW that Italian captain who sailed the cruise liner close to the shore to impress his 20 year old mistress, caused it to sink, and immediately fled first and ignored the emergency services demanding he get back on board and rescue everyone first.
Very funny stuff, I think a bunch of people died.
Sometimes in LIFE hard decisions have to be made. SPLIT decisions that can mean LIFE or DEATH!!! I chose LIFE!!!!! Philosophy question for everyone here:There's no way Joe would go down with the ship. He'd grab some kid who'd been separated from their parents and pretend he was their grandfather like Billy Zane in Titanic or just push women and children out of the way to force himself onto a lifeboat like the Italian coward captain on that cruise ship.
Sometimes in LIFE hard decisions have to be made. SPLIT decisions that can mean LIFE or DEATH!!! I chose LIFE!!!!! Philosophy question for everyone here:
Should a FATHER of 4 perish because he was forced to help a 90 year old from another COUNTRY off a sinking ship? Should my children go WITHOUT their father because of “obligations” created by people I don’t even know???? I think not. I made a decision to continue to PROVIDE for my family!!!! This is what it takes to be a MAN!!!
They were fine without me. My CHILDREN were not. I am still breathing and better yet, THERE for MY children!!!! Sometimes in life you need to put yourself first, DESPITE what “society” thinks is GOOD or BAD!!!!
#NOREGRETS #FREEDOM #MAGA2024
Seriously, what is with this crusty old lady?
The Joseph shipping laneAKA the Joseph Boat
The only traveling he should be doing is from San Antonio up to Abilene once a year.The Joseph shipping lane
LOL "networking". Joe hasn't "networked" with a single person, passenger or otherwise, on this entire fiasco. "Gee Helga, perhaps we should leave Munich and visit Long Island in America to see that guy who played "Layla" on that cruise last year. I see he's playing at the Moose Lodge, and tickets are still available!". Sure, Joe.And this was supposed to be a de facto US Army military operation
Bob the Builder looking mother fucker
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