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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
- An individual from Lawrenceville, GA recently tried to cast doubt on Mr. Tomlinson's self-swatting by hiring a hitman to kill him and framing the forum
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Joseph Cumia is a real badass
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Hahahaha at the thought of him walking around in his silly yellow hat and life jacket.
I imagine his interactions are along these lines.
My good man, can you please point me in the direction of the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Excuse me? Thank heavens I’ve found the janitor! Please fetch a mop and come with the swiftness, there’s a problem with the loo in my state room.
My good man, can you please point me in the direction of the all-you-can-eat buffet?
Excuse me? Thank heavens I’ve found the janitor! Please fetch a mop and come with the swiftness, there’s a problem with the loo in my state room.
I knew the cruise would provide us with laughter (does anyone remember) but not in my wildest dreams could I have predicted this much amazing content.
OnA artists please draw what moo would look like with this yellow cap and vest on.
OnA artists please draw what moo would look like with this yellow cap and vest on.
This really is a golden age of Joeposting. Cherish it while it lasts, brothamen.
One of the best Joe Cruisa posts, and educational. I had no idea before all of this that cruise acts had to do bitch work and it's not all sunshine and pounding puss. We all know the jokes of washed up acts being the low bar of a career but now they have to do minimum wage busywork on the ship too? But the Pop culture jokes surrounding cruises definitely did not mention this the last few decades probably because nobody wants to say they had to clean the bathrooms as part of their music/comedian act and had some shame, but heres Joe letting everyone know how embarrassing his rock star venture is. Jesus.
“If I ever do another contract”
We all know he’s never doing this again since he almost died do this one but will spin it as “we couldn’t come to an agreement / talks broke down / etc”
We all know he’s never doing this again since he almost died do this one but will spin it as “we couldn’t come to an agreement / talks broke down / etc”
Heh, and maybe change the E to an O on that hat! Or not. I dunno.
I think Joe had to help wrangle the ancient cruise ship passengers to embark/disembark. The thought of him passive aggressively encouraging some old lady in a walker to move faster is going to make me laugh all day.
Poor Blowseph! You'd think he'd be eager to show off his military and leadership experience by serving as a guide during emergency drills!
They have to have emergency drills on vacation? Cruises blow cock.
Their schedules clashed....
He earned that hat
Looking forward to Joe’s next crusie gig (not that he’ll ever do it) where he has a list of demands of things he won’t do!
Also this point they gotta be fucking with him on purpose, cause they hate him that much
Also this point they gotta be fucking with him on purpose, cause they hate him that much
Isn't filing for bankruptcy technically a contract?
He really thought he was going to be like Elvis at the International in Vegas. 2 shows a night, then off to gamble and drink till the early hours, steak, eggs and fries and then sleep in till 4 in the afternoon. Wake up in time for a light supper (while being greeted along the way by adoring fans) before doing it all again. Instead, the shock of a real life job has his teeth jumping out of his mouth.
I don't have enough time to do it justice but here's a first swipe. Someone upload the pic of Joe on the plane pointing to his hat and maybe I can get something done later.
100% perfect summation of the situation.
The thought of him helping 70 year old British retired couples enjoy their day when he's still going to be playing in a tfi Fridays at that age is making me giggle "how do !" From someone from Yorkshire would confuse Joe's bird brain let alone bring a guide