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My dog pocketsNo child, my name is not Twinkletoes McFingerbang.
You're mentally ill to think me a money mark, Atalker.
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My dog pocketsNo child, my name is not Twinkletoes McFingerbang.
You're mentally ill to think me a money mark, Atalker.
I want to knock Jon's holy name out of his fucking mouth.
My dog pockets
Then why is she leaving town without you, Pat? You're a sci fi writer, you can write anywhere - why not travel with your beloved wife?Jon's dead, atalker. And I am very happily remarried.
Then why is she leaving town without you, Pat? You're a sci fi writer, you can write anywhere - why not travel with your beloved wife?
And why are you sleeping in the other half of the hovel, rather than in with her? The cops came to her half of the hovel first, and then woke you up in yours - why are you separated?
*raises hand*I hope there's actually some people commited to drive him to suicide.
*raises hand*
man the pigs just pulled up to me while i was smoking outside my office, asked me to give them a call if i saw two black males one in a white shirt and one in a red shirt. yeah sure thing. idiots.Flash him your belly button and tell him the cops don't even handcuff you (anymore).
Hopefully they are prolific rapistsman the pigs just pulled up to me while i was smoking outside my office, asked me to give them a call if i saw two black males one in a white shirt and one in a red shirt. yeah sure thing. idiots.
i remember you told me, your bff, before anyone else. got the exclusive scoop.Remember when I teased Jon's death to get clicks? That was great.
-Dan
bet you he never mentioned it to Flavia...wwaw mourning with another woman as a married man? Psalm says he committed adultery right?i remember you told me, your bff, before anyone else. got the exclusive scoop.
That's a reference to Opie, for anyone lurkingI need a fawkin grapefruit shandy
flavia doesn't give a care, she's just glad to get a break from cleaning while dan does his little internet hobby.bet you he never mentioned it to Flavia...wwaw mourning with another woman as a married man? Psalm says he committed adultery right?
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