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He thinks he’s some young hip millennial using the most boomer vocabulary. Also aren’t republished supposed to be boring, stuffy, Ned Flanders types? When did doing coke became something evil republicans do? Taylor Hawkins was snorting some stuff when he died, does that mean he was a GASP conservative, child?
Knowing Pat he would wear the title of Narc proudly. Nobody wanted to get high with him because it would kill the mood on even the strongest weed.
Pat wasnt invited to the corn field keggers. He spent his friday and saturday nights playing board games with his moms friends and the penny eater.
Accurate. You need friends to get good drugs and this guy’s own wife can’t stand him. Has some fawkin internet friends though, you guys ever buy drugs from internet friends? Speak directly into your mic reading your post aloud when you reply.
Big Wyyz, with the hard-hitting questions, Big Wyyz
The best part of this is the first tweet has over 1000 likes and over 230 retweets and as of right now he's down 5 followers from this morning's Mewler Report. I don't know how one person can just constantly fuck up. He never really does anything right.
That's just part of being in dc
Holy shit, great point. I’m a couple years younger than Pat but in my 20s you could still smoke in bars and clubs (I think only casinos you can still smoke inside) and him never smoking while pretending to be an interesting drunk is hilarious. I used to only smoke when I drank and the fact that he didn’t even touch one while in a bar is great. I bet he was a smug prick whenever anybody asked him if he had a light. “No, I don’t have a light because I don’t smoke. It’s something I just don’t do”
He probably calls them cancer sTicks.
I bet he would tell people he doesn’t smoke because he’s a marathon runner
