Jokes are always funnier when you run them into the ground

[Slackjawed Cow]

He gets a little heat on this

So this one will totally be a homerun

 

[Meownaw]

What is he blathering about?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What is he blathering about?

Trump/GOP bad tweets. He is starving for more attention since he couldnt keep anyones interest for more than an afternoon.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's just like the dialogue from his terrible books.

The sick fat fuck is downplaying child rape by saying it's no big deal and an abortion will solve all the issues if they get pregnant. Fat and cucked guy.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

He gets a little heat on this

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So this one will totally be a homerun

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[SFWA liaison]

he should try caring about his daughter 1% as much as he cares about imaginary children in fantasy situations he comes up with for twitter attention

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

It's just like the dialogue from his terrible books.

The sick fat fuck is downplaying child rape by saying it's no big deal and an abortion will solve all the issues if they get pregnant. Fat and cucked guy.

To be fair more black women getting abortions would solve a good majority of the issues.

 

[guest]

Nobody in history [checks notes] has ever said “key bump of coke”.
It’s just a key bump. Or a bump.
I hate fratpat. Fucking asshole

edit: this is where he got it from.
of course.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Unfunny faggot has probably never hit a bump in his life. I hope they find him skinned and gutted

He hasnt. Just like everything in his life, he pretends to know what he is talking about.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Nobody in history [checks notes] has ever said “key bump of coke”.
It’s just a key bump. Or a bump.
I hate fratpat. Fucking asshole

edit: this is where he got it from.
of course. View attachment 33346View attachment 33347

Who invited this chair to an orgy? What’s his favorite position? Coat Rack?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

To be fair more black women getting abortions would solve a good majority of the issues.

@captain_kamala comment?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Unfunny faggot has probably never hit a bump in his life. I hope they find him skinned and gutted

He's bragged before he went his entire life without a cigarette. I'm sure nobody invited him to smoke weed because he'd tell on them.

 

[guest]

He's bragged before he went his entire life without a cigarette. I'm sure nobody invited him to smoke weed because he'd tell on them.

Imagine spending that many hours in shitty dives and never even smoking a cig.
He even sucks at being a barfly.

Rosie!!!!! Your kid tony is passed out on the bar.
come give me a blowjob real quick

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Imagine spending that many hours in shitty dives and never even smoking a cig.
He even sucks at being a barfly.

He needs his lungs at full capacity for all the triathlon brick workouts he does

 

[medium wyzzz]

What is he blathering about?

Nothing.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

To be fair more black women getting abortions would solve a good majority of the issues.

"We estimate that crime fell roughly 20% between 1997 and 2014 due to legalized abortion. The cumulative impact of legalized abortion on crime is roughly 45%, accounting for a very substantial portion of the roughly 50-55% overall decline from the peak of crime in the early 1990s."

 

[medium wyzzz]

Trump/GOP bad tweets.

Wonder who the Patrick S Tomlinson of the right is?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Butt plug?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"Key bump" RICK YOU ARE THE ROUNDEST SQUARE IVE EVER SEEN

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy doesn’t know a “bump” doesn’t have to be on a key. Thats like calling it a “Mirror Line” instead of a “line” because you did it on a mirror. I used to do lines on a CD or DVD cover but nobody said “wanna CD line?”