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It's of "David" a Hebrew (ie circumcized) Biblical prophet...meanwhile this is how they sculpted his dick:

600px-%27David%27_by_Michelangelo_JBU11.JPG


You know how I know whoever carved this, and whoever commissioned this never read a passage of the bible, just used "David" as a cover for their pervy aesthetics?
Such a cock lover. Try getting close in on like an elbow or back of the neck, detail makes them look real.

Also its 1501 in Florence. I'm sure he never saw a circumcised one. I can see why you get so much hate around here, you're just so dumb.
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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It's of "David" a Hebrew (ie circumcized) Biblical prophet...meanwhile this is how they sculpted his dick:

600px-%27David%27_by_Michelangelo_JBU11.JPG


You know how I know whoever carved this, and whoever commissioned this never read a passage of the bible, just used "David" as a cover for their pervy aesthetics?

Shut up you fucking faggot
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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My friend has a jailbroken fire stick with it on. It’s crazy really, I think he paid like 50 bucks for it and it’s got literally everything in perfect quality, all sports all new movies etc

Where did he get it NoBac? Asking for myself.
 

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Where did he get it NoBac? Asking for myself.
if i had to guess someone is probably just sideloading apps to the firestick and selling it even though you could do it yourself and you could do the same thing with something like an nvidia shield (which is probably better). if it includes live sports, then i would think they're sideloading an app on the firestick to access an iptv service, or it's an app accessing some random aggregate of streams that will go down at some point

if you're wanting to watch movies, just get a vpn, torrent client, and a plex server
 

Suetonius

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Tbh the bigger shit than him getting raped is the fact that the Joker - The one these two films are about - isn’t the “real Joker”. The real Joker is the one who killed him. So these movies are literally pointless
 
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Not that I'm not childish in my own ways, but I hate that the modern day mark of maturity is adults going to see comic book movies and trying to justify it by saying "Yeah, but it's really dark! The Joker was fawkin brooding and saying curse words like a big boy!" Like these same dorks would go see a remake of Sesame Street if Big Bird smoked crack and Bert and Ernie caught AIDS. You might think this franchise is for gay babies, but it's fawkin heavy stuff, MAAAAAN.
 

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Not that I'm not childish in my own ways, but I hate that the modern day mark of maturity is adults going to see comic book movies and trying to justify it by saying "Yeah, but it's really dark! The Joker was fawkin brooding and saying curse words like a big boy!" Like these same dorks would go see a remake of Sesame Street if Big Bird smoked crack and Bert and Ernie caught AIDS. You might think this franchise is for gay babies, but it's fawkin heavy stuff, MAAAAAN.
 
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