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I knew it was some old British TV series that was made before I was born but didn't know that black lezzer made a remake of the remake. Apologies
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John Wick
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Man I hated that Death Wish remake, the original was so good but I don’t think you could make that today of a regular guy’s wife getting killed and daughter fucked up so he takes on crime.
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Upgrade peters out a little bit in the third act, but it's still 10x better than most capeshit or regular popcorn movie you're going to watch.
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I disagree it felt just as bad as those. The plot holes were all over the place and the IT'S THE FUTURE aesthetic was laughably bad. Be subtle about it instead of having plants spinning and touch screens on coffee tables that are easily accessed by anyone's voice. Jesus Christ the security in the future stinks. As much as I disliked Blade Runner 2049 it did a semi realistic depiction of the future. The more I think about that movie the more I hate it.
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Sorry you didn't enjoy it brothaman
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Nobody was actually a stupid pile of dog shit to be perfectly honest with you
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its an action movie with no politics or fag shit in it nigga, what are you expecting
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That’s actually why I liked it, didn’t have any stupid agenda to push or some message. It’s almost rare to find something made in the past couple years that doesn’t have some message or left wing politics.
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The movie blew, I don’t care if it wasn’t woke, it sucked.
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Everything after the bus scene was dogshit. Its like 2 separate people directed it.
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that bus scene was pretty good though
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I thought it was fun and I'm someone who watches a lot of movies, including capeshit and arthouse crap. It's not trying to be Blade Runner 2049. It's a low budget B-movie with dark humor. Yeah there's scifi elements, but it's not trying to be overly serious with the future stuff.
Agree to disagree, I guess.
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The bus scene wasn't good, it was also stupid.
Why is he dropping the bullets and the gun to make a point? It was retarded.
Also the money scene before hand was really fucking retarded. "only 2 reasons someone shows off a wad of money like this!"
Bob Odenkirk was not a believable tough guy.
It was a total Boomer power fantasy movie.
I enjoyed it for being really stupid, it blows my it has an 83 percent rating, i think that made me more angry for some reason.
I went into it thinking it was going to be good, 10 mins in my girl was like "you wanna keep watching" and I was like "yeah I wanna figure out if he's a secret agent, or a ex bad guy"
turns out he was a secret agent kinda, they never really flesh it out
him buying the factory with a duffel bag of gold bars just to turn it into a trap for the russian mob was retarded
the whole movie was stupid, the bus scene set off the stupid because he gets stabbed like 2 times and his wife just wipes it off with some peroxide and the dude's jogging the next day. there was no sense of tension
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you better just watch your step on the next "nice podcast stupid"
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HBO just put out all of the John Wick films. I tried to watch the first one and tapped out after about an hour because of how awful the film is. The fighting and shooting sequences are so bad and unrealistic that the movie is comic book like. The retarded assassin mythology is also so juvenile and stupid. Assassin themed hotels and gold coins wow so deep.
Compare John Wick to John McClane from Die Hard. Or the big action moments to stuff like Predator where they assault the Russian hideout.
Day of the Jackal (1973) is still the best assassin film of all time by far. Or something like No Way Out or Breach where you have trained killers and spies using things like blackmail or forensics to catch people. I can't believe John Wick is a franchise. Just embarrassing.
They are trying to get cheesy Die Hard and Terminator style quotes that audiences will repeat. But stuff like "I ain't got time to bleed" and "I'll be back" where natural things to say. They just cram in these "cool" quotes for the movie trailers when no one speaks like that in real life.
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I watched the first one when it came out, thought it was kinda gay. I just did the same as you and put the first one on HBO again and stopped halfway through. Fucking awful. Also turned Keanu Reeves from a punchline to this beloved icon. Gay.
It is impossible to take Bob Odenkirk seriously as this hardcore badass. There's a sequel in production and they want to do a crossover with John Wick.
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omfg.....would a bunch of try hard cinema snobs some y'all niggas are
John Wick is an awesome movie.....I don't care if you wrote your dissertation on Sam Peckinpah and have Wim Wenders movie marathons on the weekend; you still can find a way to enjoy unadultared violence and action like in the Wick movies
Even someone like Frank Bruni can enjoy a snickers bar
John Wick is an awesome movie.....I don't care if you wrote your dissertation on Sam Peckinpah and have Wim Wenders movie marathons on the weekend; you still can find a way to enjoy unadultared violence and action like in the Wick movies
Even someone like Frank Bruni can enjoy a snickers bar
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and this is what you're supposed to do.
